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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[starmark]

yeah i killed a moose with my bare hands once

gotta feed the family

[silvercrusader]

[Don't even play, bro, he can definitely imagine you killing a moose. Just straight up Hatcheting it.]

okay but am i part of the family
do i have to hunt on my own
these are the questions i need answered jotaro

[starmark]

you don't want to fight a bear?

[silvercrusader]

WANT and ABLE TO are two different things

[starmark]

...are you saying you want to but you can't

or you're able to but you don't want to

[silvercrusader]

OBVIOUSLY that i am able to but that i dont want to
i liked it when i could just buy meat already skinned
i didnt think that was something i would have to give up
but HERE WE ARE

[starmark]

so much for impressing you with my collection of direwolf pelts then

it's how i remind people of my strength to lead the clan

[silvercrusader]

[Okay, see, he was going to wait to do this in person, but he can't resist an opening like this, so--]

ah but its not me you have to impress around here right
i mean
im not your BOYFRIEND

1/who knows

[starmark]

[......what]

[starmark]

[WHAT]

[starmark]

[WH]

[starmark]

[SHIT]

[starmark]

[FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]

[starmark]

[...wait]

done

[starmark]

not YET.

[nailed it]

[silvercrusader]

[SQUINT.

Jotaro was supposed to freak out. Honestly, he'd half expected Star to burst in here with a shout and a roar-- and yes, the pause had supported that, all was going well, and then--]

jotaro
are you proposing
i think kakyoin will get jealous

[starmark]

what the fuck

you'd actually say yes if it wasn't for kakyoin???

what the fuck

[silvercrusader]

are you saying you wouldnt have me if it werent for him
why would you ask if you didnt want me
dont toy with my heart
DO YOU DO THIS TO KAKYOIN

[starmark]

NOW WHO'S PROPOSING SHIT

[silvercrusader]

DON'T START WHAT YOU'RE NOT PREPARED TO FINISH JOTARO

[But oh my god he's like wheezing from laughter in the next room]

(seriously congratulations man)

[starmark]

DON'T FUCK WITH ME I'LL MARRY THE SHIT OUT OF Y

[...he could probably delete that but you know what, fuck it, sending it anyway. why? because for once he doesn't feel like absolute shit and he is going to hold on to this sensation as long as he possibly can and wrap himself up in it like a blanket.]

so who told you

[silvercrusader]

[Oh don't even start, Jotaro, he'd be a fucking amazing housewife, you don't even know.]

no one! i figured it out on my own
(after giorno pointed out the GIANT GAY VASE kakyoin made)

[starmark]

shut up that was for my mom

[silvercrusader]

EMERALDS AND DIAMONDS JOTARO
im surprised it didnt say JK + NK all over it

[starmark]

well no shit we made it together that doesn't mean it's anything to do with US

it's FOR MY MOM

like i'm not saying there aren't signs and shit but the vase ISN'T ONE OF THEM how the fuck