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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[silvercrusader]

[Oh, that's true.]

second thing

[starmark]

you figured it out fine on your own

[silvercrusader]

after DAYS of being in the dark
god forbid i came into your room without knocking




jotaro
have you and kakyoin slept together yet

[starmark]

then DON'T GO INTO PEOPLE'S ROOMS WITHOUT KNOCKING, PERIOD






what

[silvercrusader]

jotaro do you know what sex is

[starmark]

if i say no are you going to offer to show me

1/2

[silvercrusader]

i might mon mari

[silvercrusader]

no but seriously do you know
i know youre still in high school
do japanese high schools cover this
do i need to educate you

[starmark]

did you just call me "my ocean"

[Fun fact: Jotaro has been learning Italian. Secondary fun fact: "mari" evidently has meanings in both languages.]

what the fuck is there to be educated about

[silvercrusader]

i called you my husband because i am FRENCH
learn better french

and i dont know
maybe everything
i dont know how much you know

[starmark]

wow and i didn't even have to bring you a bunch of direwolf pelts



what are you so worried about

[silvercrusader]

dont get lax buddy love alone isnt going to keep me at your side

look i just want to make sure you and kakyoin have a good first time
and check to see if it IS your first time
im so behind on everyones shit

[starmark]

...are you fucking with me

because if not that's weirdly thoughtful

[silvercrusader]

[WELL HE HAD BEEN, but now he's sort of earnest! Especially because all signs are pointing to neither of these idiots knowing what they're doing.]

nah
im serious
ill be your sherpa up the mountain of sexual relations

[starmark]

okay first thing never say any of those words again






how do you figure out who's doing what

are you supposed to talk about it first or does it just happen

[silvercrusader]

[OH MY GOD, he's actually asking for advice!! This is probably the most important day in either of their lives, so Polnareff takes a good few moments to think about what he wants to say.]

well yes and no
sex doesnt follow a real script, so every encounter is different, because its different people.
there's no "oh yes this is the right way"

with you two id stay start normal
kissing etc
and then when it comes down to, oh were gonna have sex
talk about it
"do you want me to take the lead or do you want to"

[starmark]

...

ok i'm not saying you ARE

but if you're fucking with me i'll kill you



because that sounds like good advice

[silvercrusader]

many women were bedded so i could bring you this advice
(also once you two get started i bet youll see what you each like)
(in terms of taking charge and who does what)
(the best part about having somebody steady is you get to know each other so every time is BETTER)

[starmark]

i don't even care about the fucking it up so much

i just want kakyoin to be ok

[silvercrusader]

[Ohhh, Jotaro. You two are disgusting, he loves it.]

hell be fine, youre not gonna hurt him
look like i said just talk to each other
find out what you both want
youre both pretty similar he knows what hes getting into

[starmark]

ok i'm gonna be serious for a minute

completely serious i'm not fucking around

...we're both kind of fucked up and trying to do better so if you really want to be our mountain shih tzu or whatever it should be for that

[silvercrusader]

SHERPA

[But okay, wait:]

what do you mean fucked up
i mean we all spent 2 months with each other he knows you
and you know him

[starmark]

no not like that exactly

...

he's

fighting dio fucked me up

and dying fucked him up

and sometimes he gets fucked up on his mistakes like he's not allowed to make any ever or something

so we're fine but sometimes not okay if that makes sense

[silvercrusader]

oh
yeah

[He doesn't know, not exactly, but he can guess. Fighting Dio fucked them all up, yeah, but Jotaro was the one who landed the killing blow; who found out he had powers just like Dio. And Kakyoin . . . well, that's less understandable (because Polnareff doesn't always understand Kakyoin), but he's pretty sure fucking dying will fuck anyone up. How that translates to not being allowed to make mistakes, he has no idea, but he's not about to judge.]

well
look i'd tell this to kakyoin but you know he doesn't want to hear it so i'm telling you and you can tell him:
mistakes in sex happen
its not like porn nothing ever goes 100% exactly right
so WHEN that happens dont get caught up in it

[starmark]

stop talking about sex

i'm talking about in general

this is important it's not just about sex i mean in general