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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[starmark]

I ALMOST DIED A CHERRY-FLAVORED DEATH

[silvercrusader]

YOU CAN'T DIE FROM TOO MUCH SEX JOTARO
CHERRY FLAVORED OR OTHERWISE

[starmark]

why are you convinced that sex happened

[silvercrusader]

youre the one who said "he had at me"
what else was i supposed to assume

[starmark]

i said i DRANK IT not poured it on my di



okay this lie isn't funny anymore what the fuck

[silvercrusader]

WELL DON'T LIE TO ME ABOUT WHAT YOU DID ON VALENTINE'S DAY AND WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THESE CONVERSATIONS

[starmark]

i have to fuck with you that's what i get in exchange for telling you sentimental shit that you'll use against me later

i got him chocolate covered cherries, okay

[silvercrusader]

ohhh see that's perfect
good job
and your first time being the girl and everything im so proud

[Giorno had spilled some things, okay, and if Jotaro is fucking with him (as all good friends do), Polnareff can do nothing less than fuck right back with him.]

[starmark]

we're both the girl asshole

[silvercrusader]

[Damn it, be easier to fluster.]

do i buy you both condoms then or
how does this work

[starmark]

i think you buy them for me

i'm the one with the condom pot

[silvercrusader]

what

what the hell is a condom pot
is that what that emerald vase is for
oh god it's even worse than i thought

[starmark]

NO WHAT THE FUCK

I TOLD YOU THAT'S FOR MY MOM

[silvercrusader]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING
OR COVERING UP
HOW IS THAT FOR YOUR MOM

[starmark]

THE VASE IS FOR MY MOM

THE POT IS SOMETHING DIFFERENT

[silvercrusader]

well clarify next time ive only been here three days
i dont have stock of all the pottery aroudn here

[starmark]

...

is that a thing french people do

do you count all your pottery for some reason

[silvercrusader]

yes
obviously yes
i mean obviously the japanese do it too since you keep harping on NO THIS IS A DIFFERENT POT FOR DIFFEERENT THINGS and THIS POT IS FOR MY MOM

[starmark]

okay

there's a POT and then there's a VASE

the VASE has the DIAMONDS and is the size of a SMALL CHILD and belongs to MY MOM

the POT is what jiji gave me for my birthday and it has a DOLPHIN on it and i don't know what i'm supposed to PUT INSIDE IT because it's just an empty pot i don't know what the FUCK

[silvercrusader]

well now we know
sex stuff i give you

[starmark]

you are weird and thoughtful but mostly weird

[silvercrusader]

youre welcome
oye i'm cooking tomorrow for giorno your tastes havent changed have they

[starmark]

...

you mean "have i stopped liking street food and american hamburgers"?

[silvercrusader]

yeah
look i don't know i come back everyone is older and dating each other and getting delusions of grandeur maybe you developed a sense of taste

[starmark]

...it's really that weird, huh

do i seem different, then?

(i'm not talking about just food right now i mean in general. it's a general question. overall, from...who i was. who i've been. i'm trying to be better but i can't always tell.)



(we can keep fucking around in a minute i just want to know this one thing in seriousness ok it's important)