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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[silvercrusader]

kind of both
he went up to a pig that was like possessed with like
at least a hundred vampires i think
something like that
anyway he expelled them into the ocean???
or maybe somewhere else i forget it's been a long time since catholic school

[starmark]

are you shitting me

a vampire pig

what happened when they were in the ocean

[silvercrusader]

[Was it a vampire? Or maybe a demon. It was something from Hell, anyway, he can remember that much. Polnareff doesn't respond, but that's only because he's trying to remember.]

they drowned
i think
im pretty sure they drowned

[starmark]

this sounds like something straight out of a manga

...

hey you know there's a famous mangaka here right

[silvercrusader]

what
WHAT

[starmark]

yeah apparently he and i are really close in the future or something

he's published weekly

in JUMP

[silvercrusader]

whats he like
when are you going to introduce us

[starmark]

i dunno whenever i guess?

he doesn't get along with most people but i dunno we get along fine for some reason

[silvercrusader]

what does he write anyway maybe ive read it

[starmark]

...

uh

[silvercrusader]

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW

[starmark]

HE'S FROM THE FUTURE

[silvercrusader]

IT COULD BE A LONG RUNNING MANGA
HE COULD HAVE BEEN WRITING IT FOR TWENTY YEARS
THAT HAPPENS JOTARO
YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER ABOUT THIS BETTER THAN ME

[starmark]

i mean if he was writing it since he's been in diapers i guess

[silvercrusader]

how old is he

[starmark]

i think he's 20 right now

and i know him like a decade in the future so he's probably 10 where we're from

[silvercrusader]

jotaro this is our chance
go find him when we all go home
influence him so he puts you in his manga

[starmark]

what

[silvercrusader]

i dont know whats unclear about this plan
id do it but apparently i go live in italy so

[starmark]

no i'm still stuck on

you think i should be a manga hero???

[silvercrusader]

uh yeah???
everyone who has stands could be a manga hero
i mean they have the potential
but i mean you have a giant purple punching man who comes out of you and you saved the world from a vampire
come on

[Polnareff: sometimes dangerously meta.]

[starmark]

[OH U]

...i mean

yeah

yeah definitely i'm cut out for that you really think a lot of people would read a manga about me???

[silvercrusader]

[Is he seriously having this conversation? God, it just goes to show: Jotaro puts on this huge tough act, but he's really just an adorable kid.

--who admittedly killed a dude like two days ago from Polnareff's perspective, but. Whatever! Details!]

HELL YEAH
youre strong and mysterious and have a boyfriend and a catchphrase youre practically a manga star already

[starmark]

[THAT'S HIM, A CREAMPUFF OF SIN]

...

what the fuck do you mean a catchphrase

[silvercrusader]

you know how star platinum goes ORA ORA ORA

if you were a stand you'd basically just shout YARE YARE YARE at the enemy