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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[silvercrusader]

[Oh don't even start, Jotaro, he'd be a fucking amazing housewife, you don't even know.]

no one! i figured it out on my own
(after giorno pointed out the GIANT GAY VASE kakyoin made)

[starmark]

shut up that was for my mom

[silvercrusader]

EMERALDS AND DIAMONDS JOTARO
im surprised it didnt say JK + NK all over it

[starmark]

well no shit we made it together that doesn't mean it's anything to do with US

it's FOR MY MOM

like i'm not saying there aren't signs and shit but the vase ISN'T ONE OF THEM how the fuck

[silvercrusader]

look
it just is
obviously it is because giorno said "hey look at that vase"

well actually no first i came and kakyoin was there and i said "hey how's jotaro" and he was like I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW JOTARO I HAVENT SPENT ANY TIME WITH HIM AT ALL WHY WOULD YOU EVER ASK THAT OH MY GODDDD

which was a clue

and then i asked giorno and he was like "well look at the vase maybe thatll help" and i cant believe i had to figure it out from a VASE jotaro why was this not the first thing you told me!!!

[starmark]

the first thing i told you was that i was happy to see you you stupid bastard

that's more important than anything so shut up

[silvercrusader]

[Oh, that's true.]

second thing

[starmark]

you figured it out fine on your own

[silvercrusader]

after DAYS of being in the dark
god forbid i came into your room without knocking




jotaro
have you and kakyoin slept together yet

[starmark]

then DON'T GO INTO PEOPLE'S ROOMS WITHOUT KNOCKING, PERIOD






what

[silvercrusader]

jotaro do you know what sex is

[starmark]

if i say no are you going to offer to show me

1/2

[silvercrusader]

i might mon mari

[silvercrusader]

no but seriously do you know
i know youre still in high school
do japanese high schools cover this
do i need to educate you

[starmark]

did you just call me "my ocean"

[Fun fact: Jotaro has been learning Italian. Secondary fun fact: "mari" evidently has meanings in both languages.]

what the fuck is there to be educated about

[silvercrusader]

i called you my husband because i am FRENCH
learn better french

and i dont know
maybe everything
i dont know how much you know

[starmark]

wow and i didn't even have to bring you a bunch of direwolf pelts



what are you so worried about

[silvercrusader]

dont get lax buddy love alone isnt going to keep me at your side

look i just want to make sure you and kakyoin have a good first time
and check to see if it IS your first time
im so behind on everyones shit

[starmark]

...are you fucking with me

because if not that's weirdly thoughtful

[silvercrusader]

[WELL HE HAD BEEN, but now he's sort of earnest! Especially because all signs are pointing to neither of these idiots knowing what they're doing.]

nah
im serious
ill be your sherpa up the mountain of sexual relations

[starmark]

okay first thing never say any of those words again






how do you figure out who's doing what

are you supposed to talk about it first or does it just happen

[silvercrusader]

[OH MY GOD, he's actually asking for advice!! This is probably the most important day in either of their lives, so Polnareff takes a good few moments to think about what he wants to say.]

well yes and no
sex doesnt follow a real script, so every encounter is different, because its different people.
there's no "oh yes this is the right way"

with you two id stay start normal
kissing etc
and then when it comes down to, oh were gonna have sex
talk about it
"do you want me to take the lead or do you want to"

[starmark]

...

ok i'm not saying you ARE

but if you're fucking with me i'll kill you



because that sounds like good advice

[silvercrusader]

many women were bedded so i could bring you this advice
(also once you two get started i bet youll see what you each like)
(in terms of taking charge and who does what)
(the best part about having somebody steady is you get to know each other so every time is BETTER)

[starmark]

i don't even care about the fucking it up so much

i just want kakyoin to be ok