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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[silvercrusader]

uh yeah???
everyone who has stands could be a manga hero
i mean they have the potential
but i mean you have a giant purple punching man who comes out of you and you saved the world from a vampire
come on

[Polnareff: sometimes dangerously meta.]

[starmark]

[OH U]

...i mean

yeah

yeah definitely i'm cut out for that you really think a lot of people would read a manga about me???

[silvercrusader]

[Is he seriously having this conversation? God, it just goes to show: Jotaro puts on this huge tough act, but he's really just an adorable kid.

--who admittedly killed a dude like two days ago from Polnareff's perspective, but. Whatever! Details!]

HELL YEAH
youre strong and mysterious and have a boyfriend and a catchphrase youre practically a manga star already

[starmark]

[THAT'S HIM, A CREAMPUFF OF SIN]

...

what the fuck do you mean a catchphrase

[silvercrusader]

you know how star platinum goes ORA ORA ORA

if you were a stand you'd basically just shout YARE YARE YARE at the enemy

[starmark]

wh

that's not

what

[silvercrusader]

did i spell it wrong
you know the thing you always say

[And actually, okay, they're right next to each other, so he just shouts:]

You know! That yare yare daze shit!

[starmark]

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT

[silvercrusader]

well there you go thats your catchphrase

[Like, what, is this difficult to understand or something?]

kakyoin is your love interest obviously
ill need one too but we can make some girl up

[starmark]

don't say obviously like it's obvious

[okay but IT WAS LITERALLY OBVIOUS. TO EVERYONE. JOTARO PLEASE.]

oh boy this should be good

ok what's your love interest like

[silvercrusader]

[HMM.]

well
she's a girl first off
i'd say obviously but everybody has a boyfriend now so i guess it's not obvious
anyway
shed have to be a stand user to be with us right??

[So, like, what kind of Stand? Ice, that's his first thought, because he's so cool, and it'd be, like, symbolic-- but no, Pet Shop ruined ice, so that's out. Whatever, she'd have some kind of Stand-- but more important are her looks. And he thinks of the Lady, of her dark skin and soft mouth.]

oye maybe she'd be egyptian
then we wouldn't have to rely on iggy getting fucked up to find dio

[starmark]

you could get with a non-stand user i guess but that'd be weird

i mean would you tell her about chariot or what

ok so what we meet her in egypt?

[silvercrusader]

nah
itd be too weird
stand users or nothing

anyway nah wed have to meet her way before
maybe she could come after me
or before
maybe she could know your grandfather???
YEAH
she could know mr joestar and know shit about stands and shit

[starmark]

[..............]

are you serious

[silvercrusader]

YEAH

[Man, this is easy! He always knew this shit wasn't so hard, authors always whine.]

shed hate me at first but much like you and kakyoin she will grow to love me

[starmark]

...

does she wear a lot of jewelry

like earrings and a big necklace and maybe a red outfit

[silvercrusader]

sure
why not
that could be super sexy actually

[starmark]

...

[Well, you know what, as Polnareff proved earlier, we're within shouting distance, so — ]

You're describing Avdol.

1/2

[silvercrusader]

[...]

[silvercrusader]

No I'm not!

[Are they seriously going to just bellow at each other?

Yep.]

[starmark]

YES YOU ARE.

[WE SURE ARE.]

[silvercrusader]

SHE IS A LADY!

[starmark]

YOU'RE DESCRIBING AVDOL AS A GIRL.

[silvercrusader]

HOW DARE YOU SHE IS NOTHING LIKE AVDOL--

[No okay wait he's just going to charge through their shared bathroom to stand in the doorway.]

She is nothing like Avdol.

[starmark]

[Oh, hi, Pol, he's lying on the bed with an otter curled up in a ball of fur nearby. Just a dude bein' a dude.]

What the fuck do you mean, "how dare you"? Are you saying there's something wrong with Avdol?