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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[silvercrusader]

oh
yeah

[He doesn't know, not exactly, but he can guess. Fighting Dio fucked them all up, yeah, but Jotaro was the one who landed the killing blow; who found out he had powers just like Dio. And Kakyoin . . . well, that's less understandable (because Polnareff doesn't always understand Kakyoin), but he's pretty sure fucking dying will fuck anyone up. How that translates to not being allowed to make mistakes, he has no idea, but he's not about to judge.]

well
look i'd tell this to kakyoin but you know he doesn't want to hear it so i'm telling you and you can tell him:
mistakes in sex happen
its not like porn nothing ever goes 100% exactly right
so WHEN that happens dont get caught up in it

[starmark]

stop talking about sex

i'm talking about in general

this is important it's not just about sex i mean in general

[silvercrusader]

all right jesus

[MAKE THAT CLEARER NEXT TIME]

well look just come talk to me when something happens all right
between me and giorno i bet we can figure it out

[starmark]

ok thanks i seriously mean that it's hard sometimes

...

giorno is so great isn't he

[silvercrusader]

YEAH
hes like a little brother
i think he really is i mean he treats me like im his brother
i like it though

[starmark]

...ok then we can't be married because that makes us related

[silvercrusader]

well make it work mon amour

also how are you two related
i mean DISTANTLY i get it but
what exactly is the connection here

[starmark]

did he tell you anything about it

it's more his business than it is mine

[silvercrusader]

not beyond "we're distantly related"

[Bu-ut if it's a secret:]

ill ask him though

[starmark]

yeah let him tell you about it first and then i'll fill in the stuff he doesn't

i mean i could do it too but it's better if he does just trust me

[silvercrusader]

okay
how old is he anyway

[starmark]

Sixteen, I think. Seventeen in a few months if I'm remembering correctly.

[silvercrusader]

IVE MISSED EVERYONES BIRTHDAYS
did i miss yours too
are you eighteen now
i have to go kill some moose so i can get you guys presents

[starmark]

Yeah. February 8th.

Also Kakyoin's is in July I don't know if he told you.

But he didn't tell me I missed it and I didn't find out until months after so.

...

If you see him wearing a leather coat that's not his uniform for once that's what I got him, it's got like stripes on the sleeves, kind of a biker jacket.

[silvercrusader]

[GOD DAMN IT

but ohhhhh Jotaro, you disgusting sap. Every fact he learns about these two is just awful, it's sickeningly sweet, he loves it.]

thank god i thought he might never change out of it
does it remind him of you

[starmark]

don't you think that's something you ought to ask him?

[silvercrusader]

nah you're the one who got him the present
so you probably knew
OI what did you get him for valentines day
i missed EVERYTHING interesting

[starmark]

then no i didn't want to remind him of me

i wanted him to feel good and cool and tough, like when he wears his sunglasses and carries a knife



the fuck do you think i got him

i shotgunned a bottle of maraschino syrup and let him have at me

[silvercrusader]

wow
well
i guess you didnt need that sex advice after all

[starmark]

I ALMOST DIED A CHERRY-FLAVORED DEATH

[silvercrusader]

YOU CAN'T DIE FROM TOO MUCH SEX JOTARO
CHERRY FLAVORED OR OTHERWISE

[starmark]

why are you convinced that sex happened

[silvercrusader]

youre the one who said "he had at me"
what else was i supposed to assume

[starmark]

i said i DRANK IT not poured it on my di



okay this lie isn't funny anymore what the fuck

[silvercrusader]

WELL DON'T LIE TO ME ABOUT WHAT YOU DID ON VALENTINE'S DAY AND WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THESE CONVERSATIONS