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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[starmark]

okay first thing never say any of those words again






how do you figure out who's doing what

are you supposed to talk about it first or does it just happen

[silvercrusader]

[OH MY GOD, he's actually asking for advice!! This is probably the most important day in either of their lives, so Polnareff takes a good few moments to think about what he wants to say.]

well yes and no
sex doesnt follow a real script, so every encounter is different, because its different people.
there's no "oh yes this is the right way"

with you two id stay start normal
kissing etc
and then when it comes down to, oh were gonna have sex
talk about it
"do you want me to take the lead or do you want to"

[starmark]

...

ok i'm not saying you ARE

but if you're fucking with me i'll kill you



because that sounds like good advice

[silvercrusader]

many women were bedded so i could bring you this advice
(also once you two get started i bet youll see what you each like)
(in terms of taking charge and who does what)
(the best part about having somebody steady is you get to know each other so every time is BETTER)

[starmark]

i don't even care about the fucking it up so much

i just want kakyoin to be ok

[silvercrusader]

[Ohhh, Jotaro. You two are disgusting, he loves it.]

hell be fine, youre not gonna hurt him
look like i said just talk to each other
find out what you both want
youre both pretty similar he knows what hes getting into

[starmark]

ok i'm gonna be serious for a minute

completely serious i'm not fucking around

...we're both kind of fucked up and trying to do better so if you really want to be our mountain shih tzu or whatever it should be for that

[silvercrusader]

SHERPA

[But okay, wait:]

what do you mean fucked up
i mean we all spent 2 months with each other he knows you
and you know him

[starmark]

no not like that exactly

...

he's

fighting dio fucked me up

and dying fucked him up

and sometimes he gets fucked up on his mistakes like he's not allowed to make any ever or something

so we're fine but sometimes not okay if that makes sense

[silvercrusader]

oh
yeah

[He doesn't know, not exactly, but he can guess. Fighting Dio fucked them all up, yeah, but Jotaro was the one who landed the killing blow; who found out he had powers just like Dio. And Kakyoin . . . well, that's less understandable (because Polnareff doesn't always understand Kakyoin), but he's pretty sure fucking dying will fuck anyone up. How that translates to not being allowed to make mistakes, he has no idea, but he's not about to judge.]

well
look i'd tell this to kakyoin but you know he doesn't want to hear it so i'm telling you and you can tell him:
mistakes in sex happen
its not like porn nothing ever goes 100% exactly right
so WHEN that happens dont get caught up in it

[starmark]

stop talking about sex

i'm talking about in general

this is important it's not just about sex i mean in general

[silvercrusader]

all right jesus

[MAKE THAT CLEARER NEXT TIME]

well look just come talk to me when something happens all right
between me and giorno i bet we can figure it out

[starmark]

ok thanks i seriously mean that it's hard sometimes

...

giorno is so great isn't he

[silvercrusader]

YEAH
hes like a little brother
i think he really is i mean he treats me like im his brother
i like it though

[starmark]

...ok then we can't be married because that makes us related

[silvercrusader]

well make it work mon amour

also how are you two related
i mean DISTANTLY i get it but
what exactly is the connection here

[starmark]

did he tell you anything about it

it's more his business than it is mine

[silvercrusader]

not beyond "we're distantly related"

[Bu-ut if it's a secret:]

ill ask him though

[starmark]

yeah let him tell you about it first and then i'll fill in the stuff he doesn't

i mean i could do it too but it's better if he does just trust me

[silvercrusader]

okay
how old is he anyway

[starmark]

Sixteen, I think. Seventeen in a few months if I'm remembering correctly.

[silvercrusader]

IVE MISSED EVERYONES BIRTHDAYS
did i miss yours too
are you eighteen now
i have to go kill some moose so i can get you guys presents

[starmark]

Yeah. February 8th.

Also Kakyoin's is in July I don't know if he told you.

But he didn't tell me I missed it and I didn't find out until months after so.

...

If you see him wearing a leather coat that's not his uniform for once that's what I got him, it's got like stripes on the sleeves, kind of a biker jacket.

[silvercrusader]

[GOD DAMN IT

but ohhhhh Jotaro, you disgusting sap. Every fact he learns about these two is just awful, it's sickeningly sweet, he loves it.]

thank god i thought he might never change out of it
does it remind him of you

[starmark]

don't you think that's something you ought to ask him?