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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[OOC: Contact through any format is fine, including action as you see fit!]

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[silvercrusader]

not beyond "we're distantly related"

[Bu-ut if it's a secret:]

ill ask him though

[starmark]

yeah let him tell you about it first and then i'll fill in the stuff he doesn't

i mean i could do it too but it's better if he does just trust me

[silvercrusader]

okay
how old is he anyway

[starmark]

Sixteen, I think. Seventeen in a few months if I'm remembering correctly.

[silvercrusader]

IVE MISSED EVERYONES BIRTHDAYS
did i miss yours too
are you eighteen now
i have to go kill some moose so i can get you guys presents

[starmark]

Yeah. February 8th.

Also Kakyoin's is in July I don't know if he told you.

But he didn't tell me I missed it and I didn't find out until months after so.

...

If you see him wearing a leather coat that's not his uniform for once that's what I got him, it's got like stripes on the sleeves, kind of a biker jacket.

[silvercrusader]

[GOD DAMN IT

but ohhhhh Jotaro, you disgusting sap. Every fact he learns about these two is just awful, it's sickeningly sweet, he loves it.]

thank god i thought he might never change out of it
does it remind him of you

[starmark]

don't you think that's something you ought to ask him?

[silvercrusader]

nah you're the one who got him the present
so you probably knew
OI what did you get him for valentines day
i missed EVERYTHING interesting

[starmark]

then no i didn't want to remind him of me

i wanted him to feel good and cool and tough, like when he wears his sunglasses and carries a knife



the fuck do you think i got him

i shotgunned a bottle of maraschino syrup and let him have at me

[silvercrusader]

wow
well
i guess you didnt need that sex advice after all

[starmark]

I ALMOST DIED A CHERRY-FLAVORED DEATH

[silvercrusader]

YOU CAN'T DIE FROM TOO MUCH SEX JOTARO
CHERRY FLAVORED OR OTHERWISE

[starmark]

why are you convinced that sex happened

[silvercrusader]

youre the one who said "he had at me"
what else was i supposed to assume

[starmark]

i said i DRANK IT not poured it on my di



okay this lie isn't funny anymore what the fuck

[silvercrusader]

WELL DON'T LIE TO ME ABOUT WHAT YOU DID ON VALENTINE'S DAY AND WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THESE CONVERSATIONS

[starmark]

i have to fuck with you that's what i get in exchange for telling you sentimental shit that you'll use against me later

i got him chocolate covered cherries, okay

[silvercrusader]

ohhh see that's perfect
good job
and your first time being the girl and everything im so proud

[Giorno had spilled some things, okay, and if Jotaro is fucking with him (as all good friends do), Polnareff can do nothing less than fuck right back with him.]

[starmark]

we're both the girl asshole

[silvercrusader]

[Damn it, be easier to fluster.]

do i buy you both condoms then or
how does this work

[starmark]

i think you buy them for me

i'm the one with the condom pot

[silvercrusader]

what

what the hell is a condom pot
is that what that emerald vase is for
oh god it's even worse than i thought

[starmark]

NO WHAT THE FUCK

I TOLD YOU THAT'S FOR MY MOM

[silvercrusader]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING
OR COVERING UP
HOW IS THAT FOR YOUR MOM