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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[silvercrusader]

wow


what happened

[starmark]

what do you mean, what happened

[silvercrusader]

you know exactly what i mean
look you know i love you and joseph but you arent exactly the nicest guys

you beat up a guy even when you were ten years old

[starmark]

HE HAD IT COMING

[silvercrusader]

im not saying he didnt but YOU BEAT SOMEONE UP WHEN YOU WERE TEN that isnt exactly a picture of purity and goodness

then again maybe it keeps skipping generations i could believe your mom is that great

[starmark]

...so that'd mean that what, jonathan's kid got it and then it skipped jiji and my mom got it

i actually don't know a whole lot about jiji's dad but i think his name was george

also my mom is great but jonathan literally walked on water i saw him once

[silvercrusader]

what

[No, seriously, what. Like, all joking aside, what.]

[starmark]

he walked on water

[silvercrusader]

thats not an explanation

[starmark]

it's his superpower

1/2

[silvercrusader]

jotaro

[silvercrusader]

how much do the japanese know about jesus christ

[starmark]

what does that have to do with anything

[silvercrusader]

youre making your greatgreatetc grandfather a lot like him

i mean the walking on water thing pretty much sealed it

[starmark]

so what does that make me

does that make me famous

[silvercrusader]

i think it means you have to fight a vampire

[starmark]

i did fight a vampire what the fuck

[silvercrusader]

woah the prophecy has been fulfilled

weird
insane
who could have thought

[starmark]

do people really fight vampires in the bible

that's good incentive to read it if they do

[silvercrusader]

yeah
its in the book of john i think
or george

[One of the Beatles.]

[starmark]

like just one vampire or a lot of vampires

[silvercrusader]

kind of both
he went up to a pig that was like possessed with like
at least a hundred vampires i think
something like that
anyway he expelled them into the ocean???
or maybe somewhere else i forget it's been a long time since catholic school

[starmark]

are you shitting me

a vampire pig

what happened when they were in the ocean

[silvercrusader]

[Was it a vampire? Or maybe a demon. It was something from Hell, anyway, he can remember that much. Polnareff doesn't respond, but that's only because he's trying to remember.]

they drowned
i think
im pretty sure they drowned

[starmark]

this sounds like something straight out of a manga

...

hey you know there's a famous mangaka here right