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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[silvercrusader]

KUJO

hows jolie

[In this text: how to address your Japanese friends, apparently.]

1/2

[starmark]

what the fuck

[starmark]

are you pissed at me or something

the fuck did i do

[silvercrusader]

NO
god jotaro
kakyoin went off at me about first names and last names and apparently thats important in japanese
so i thought id give your last name a try
since apparently calling you jotaro or jojo implies we're VERY FAMILIAR (屮゜Д゜)屮

[starmark]

we ARE very familiar

...

wait you were talking to kakyoin about it no wonder

[silvercrusader]

yeah but
i dont know im making up for lost time or something i dont know this is new to me i didnt know this was a THING with japanese culture

anyway long story short im allowed to call him Noriaki now
also wow you know what your boyfriend doesnt take well
jokes about you and i getting together after his death
keep our love a secret mon mari

[starmark]

okay don't worry about it kakyoin's a nerd about stuff sometimes

if it bugged me that you call me jotaro i would've said something before now

...

or punched you in the face



did you seriously fuck with him about hooking up with me AFTER HE'S DEAD and actually think that was going to go well

[silvercrusader]

i figured he would know IT WAS A JOKE that i am ENTIRELY HETEROSEXUAL and also you are TOO YOUNG

[That, and-- well, he didn't think about the death part, honestly. He doesn't think about it at all, if he can help it, and it's far easier to pretend it didn't happen at all. Like his death was a fluke; like Kakyoin had not, in fact, died, but simply looked-- like Jotaro had, or Joseph. As if he got up and came here and now it's all fine.]

[starmark]

i'm eighteen and you can be whatever you want

you're pretty invested in hitting on me for a guy who's "entirely" anything, though

[silvercrusader]

[Um, excuse you, don't you turn this around on him.]

well youre the only one i can do it to
kakyoin threatens me VIOLENTLY which what the fuck
avdol isnt here
joseph is entirely out

[starmark]

what like hitting on people is a reflex

you need somebody to flirt with or you'll explode from not doing it or something

[silvercrusader]

yes
its my secret
my curse
you know like werewolves? its a little like that
i gotta flirt or i die

[starmark]

since when do werewolves have to flirt with people or th

no wonder you and giorno get along so well holy shit

[silvercrusader]

wait why
has he talked to you about werewolves flirting
do we have this in common

[starmark]

no but you're both like that

flirty and shameless

[silvercrusader]

OH
well yeah its a european thing i think were both from countries of love
and also its fun
i mean its fun to just fuck with people
and sometimes fun things come from it
its great

[starmark]

that's true

hai un bel sorriso, chiocciolina mia

[silvercrusader]

damn it i still dont know italian you know
are you flirting with me
AT LEAST FLIRT IN A LANGUAGE I UNDERSTAND JOTARO

[starmark]

italiano è una lingua d'amore

[silvercrusader]

THAT IS A DIRTY LIE AND YOU KNOW IT
F R E N C H
LEARN FRENCH

[Thank god the romance languages are somewhat similar, eh?]

[starmark]

...

hon hon eiffel baguette

[silvercrusader]

you are dead to me
our friendship is dead
im taking over the mansion in your place

[starmark]

don't be like that mon mari

love conquers all, or whatever

[silvercrusader]

NO DONT YOU USE MY FRENCH NICKNAME FOR YOU IT IS BANNED NOW

[starmark]

you can't ban the red string of fate, ranocchio mio