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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[silvercrusader]

well obviously its not going to be if you dont think of these details

you couldnt even hold me for ransom youre the one kidnappers would usually call

[starmark]

...what

seriously?

[silvercrusader]

uh
yes?
why wouldnt you be
who the hell else is there

[starmark]

you want me to be the person the kidnappers call when they want a ransom

so

that means i'm the guy you'd want to be saving you from the kidnappers

right

[silvercrusader]

well yeah
i mean kakyoin'd do it too but there's always a chance kakyoin would leave me there

[Joking! Kind of.]

but yeah its mostly you

[starmark]

ok well

i would save you

always

1/2

[silvercrusader]

i know

[And he does, is the best thing. Without thought, without any real question-- it's a simple matter of logic. A ball will always bounce; the sky will always be blue; Jotaro will always have his back.]

[silvercrusader]

[He lets that linger there, for a moment. But no sense in lingering too long, so--]

so
i guess we should pick up giorno before eurodisney
but that cuts into my traveling plans
i guess we stop at italy first, then france

[starmark]

what is at eurodisney even

i know it's like mickey mouse and stuff but what else

[silvercrusader]

[Holy shit, Jotaro.]

roller coasters first off
like the best ones ever
ones where you think youre going to die but youre not and you go like 1085183 km per hour
and theres food EVERYWHERE and ALL KINDS
and its just so huge and theres kids everywhere and its SO MUCH FUN

[starmark]

so we're gonna be like giorno's hot shit uncles and older brothers and shit right

stuff him full of candy and send him on all the rides and make him throw up like twenty times

actually let's do that to kakyoin too

[silvercrusader]

YES
that is EXACTLY what were going to do
except you have to go on rides too
i am obviously going on every single roller coaster

& theres some rides they dont let little kids and short people on so you and me will go on those while kakyoin and giorno watch

[starmark]

you know they have an amusement park here right

i mean most of the rides are broken but there's a ferris wheel and midway games and shit

also

YOU'RE GONNA THROW UP ON THE ROLLER COASTERS YOU'RE GONNA SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL

[silvercrusader]

WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME THESE THINGS BEFORE
WHY DO YOU WAIT
NO I DIDNOT KNOW THEY HAD AN AMUSEMENT PARK HERE

[starmark]

do you wanna go

they're open on the weekends i'll go with you

[silvercrusader]

YES
holy shit yes
i will kick you ass at every game

[starmark]

ok it's on the beach so it's kind of a trip to get there but it's worth it

i think there's a tram that makes it go fast

also if you go into the woods have chariot ready, there are monsters out there

[silvercrusader]

holy shit
okay
are we talking like easily handled monsters or like
you and me and kakyoin would have to be together to handle them monsters

[starmark]

kind of both

i've been going out to keep them away from the house since...pretty much we finished the house, so they don't come near our actual boundary lines, it's safe here

but further out into the woods there are packs of wolves the size of cars, which are tough to deal with, and also wendigoes which are cannibals and eat human flesh

those are the big ones, the smaller ones are more of murderous nuisances than dangerous threats

[silvercrusader]

well shit jotaro next time you go out take me

[Both because he wants to be around if Jotaro is in trouble and because he could do with a good fight.]

[starmark]

you mean romantically?

[OKAY NO HE'LL BE SERIOUS IN A MINUTE BUT FOR NOW: FUCKING WITH PEOPLE]

[silvercrusader]

yes
take me to see wendingos thats my ideal date
i want our first time to be scored by the howls of man sized wolves

[starmark]

you did say you flirt like a werewolf earlier

...

i think maybe it'd be good to have someone else out there with me, though

when i go out

sometimes i just kind of

i wonder sometimes if i'm the monsters' monster, like. normal people are afraid of them, but they're all afraid of me.

1/2

[silvercrusader]

well

i mean
sure they're afraid of you you're fucking deadly when you want to be
but they SHOULD be afraid because they're MONSTERS

like dont start on how maybe you're a monster inside because you're good at beating people up
for crissake jotaro youre the best person i know
youre not going around beating up people for money

[silvercrusader]

is this something you worry about?