[And he does, is the best thing. Without thought, without any real question-- it's a simple matter of logic. A ball will always bounce; the sky will always be blue; Jotaro will always have his back.]
roller coasters first off like the best ones ever ones where you think youre going to die but youre not and you go like 1085183 km per hour and theres food EVERYWHERE and ALL KINDS and its just so huge and theres kids everywhere and its SO MUCH FUN
i've been going out to keep them away from the house since...pretty much we finished the house, so they don't come near our actual boundary lines, it's safe here
but further out into the woods there are packs of wolves the size of cars, which are tough to deal with, and also wendigoes which are cannibals and eat human flesh
those are the big ones, the smaller ones are more of murderous nuisances than dangerous threats
i mean sure they're afraid of you you're fucking deadly when you want to be but they SHOULD be afraid because they're MONSTERS
like dont start on how maybe you're a monster inside because you're good at beating people up for crissake jotaro youre the best person i know youre not going around beating up people for money
yeah believe me i know that he wont come near me without looking at me like im going to kill him giorno came with him one day and he still looked ready to bolt
but look youre not a bad person and youre careful about what you do if you pointed out somebody on the street and said, "hey, beat them up" id do it in a second because i trust you that much does that make sense? you have a good sense of morality youre a good person
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i mean kakyoin'd do it too but there's always a chance kakyoin would leave me there
[Joking! Kind of.]
but yeah its mostly you
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i would save you
always
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[And he does, is the best thing. Without thought, without any real question-- it's a simple matter of logic. A ball will always bounce; the sky will always be blue; Jotaro will always have his back.]
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so
i guess we should pick up giorno before eurodisney
but that cuts into my traveling plans
i guess we stop at italy first, then france
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i know it's like mickey mouse and stuff but what else
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roller coasters first off
like the best ones ever
ones where you think youre going to die but youre not and you go like 1085183 km per hour
and theres food EVERYWHERE and ALL KINDS
and its just so huge and theres kids everywhere and its SO MUCH FUN
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stuff him full of candy and send him on all the rides and make him throw up like twenty times
actually let's do that to kakyoin too
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that is EXACTLY what were going to do
except you have to go on rides too
i am obviously going on every single roller coaster
& theres some rides they dont let little kids and short people on so you and me will go on those while kakyoin and giorno watch
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i mean most of the rides are broken but there's a ferris wheel and midway games and shit
also
YOU'RE GONNA THROW UP ON THE ROLLER COASTERS YOU'RE GONNA SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
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WHY DO YOU WAIT
NO I DIDNOT KNOW THEY HAD AN AMUSEMENT PARK HERE
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they're open on the weekends i'll go with you
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holy shit yes
i will kick you ass at every game
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i think there's a tram that makes it go fast
also if you go into the woods have chariot ready, there are monsters out there
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okay
are we talking like easily handled monsters or like
you and me and kakyoin would have to be together to handle them monsters
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i've been going out to keep them away from the house since...pretty much we finished the house, so they don't come near our actual boundary lines, it's safe here
but further out into the woods there are packs of wolves the size of cars, which are tough to deal with, and also wendigoes which are cannibals and eat human flesh
those are the big ones, the smaller ones are more of murderous nuisances than dangerous threats
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[Both because he wants to be around if Jotaro is in trouble and because he could do with a good fight.]
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[OKAY NO HE'LL BE SERIOUS IN A MINUTE BUT FOR NOW: FUCKING WITH PEOPLE]
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take me to see wendingos thats my ideal date
i want our first time to be scored by the howls of man sized wolves
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...
i think maybe it'd be good to have someone else out there with me, though
when i go out
sometimes i just kind of
i wonder sometimes if i'm the monsters' monster, like. normal people are afraid of them, but they're all afraid of me.
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i mean
sure they're afraid of you you're fucking deadly when you want to be
but they SHOULD be afraid because they're MONSTERS
like dont start on how maybe you're a monster inside because you're good at beating people up
for crissake jotaro youre the best person i know
youre not going around beating up people for money
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is this something you worry about?
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dio's afraid of me
little kid dio i mean, i'm his monster the way that he was ours
and that kind of fucks me up a little but it's not like i feel bad about what i did because i don't, and i'd do it again
it's just not as black and white as it used to be anymore i guess
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believe me i know that
he wont come near me without looking at me like im going to kill him
giorno came with him one day and he still looked ready to bolt
but look
youre not a bad person
and youre careful about what you do
if you pointed out somebody on the street and said, "hey, beat them up" id do it in a second because i trust you that much
does that make sense?
you have a good sense of morality
youre a good person
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i mean it's stupid because he's just some dumb little kid but i still
thanks, polnareff
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but hes also the fucker who did all that shit to us
why giorno anyway
i mean is it just the age thing?
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