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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[silvercrusader]

he called me papa
i mean thats what he called me for the last week and we were talking just now and he said "dont worry papa its fine"

[He's actually pretty happy about this specific part.]

[starmark]

...okay this is going to sound kind of fucked up because you're like five or six years older max

but i could get behind you being his dad instead of his actual dad

maybe like how he's my brother even though he's not really my brother

[silvercrusader]

well his actual dad is a PIECE OF SHIT so it works out
but yeah i know what you mean
i think its because he knows me when im like thirty
so already he maybe thinks of me like that
and so because he treats me like that i start acting like it


he cut my hair though
definitely he's getting grounded

[starmark]

he CUT YOUR HAIR

[silvercrusader]

yes
its an undercut now
he acted all sweet before hand, all "papa, papa, come here, i want to show you something"
next thing I know: undercut

[starmark]

i can't believe that didn't get fixed when everything changed back

how terrible does it look

[silvercrusader]

not TERRIBLE
nothing i wear could ever be terrible

actually its not that bad
its just the principle of it
you dont just force undercuts on people

[Actually, Jotaro, just look for yourself: Polnareff sends a (somewhat blurry) picture, and yes, indeed, that's a pretty damn noticeable haircut, the sides all shaved, the top trimmed a fair bit.]

[starmark]

holy shit

how long is that going to take to grow back i mean he really did a number on it

should we get you a hat

[silvercrusader]

what the fuck i just said IT'S NOT THAT BAD
i dont need a hat


does it really look that shitty

[Now you've given him DOUBT.]

[starmark]

i don't know it's just different

i guess not really bad but just weird because it's different from what i'm used to.

[silvercrusader]

well get used to it buddy this will take forever to grow out
at least its during summer
i might have died if hed done it in winter

[starmark]

at least you won't need to steal as much gel, right?

[silvercrusader]

i dont know
maybe
i dont know how to care for this hair
maybe i need to steal twice as much

[starmark]

yare yare this is why i leave my hair the way it is

i just make star cut it sometimes to keep it short

[silvercrusader]

i always figured you tried to grow it out but couldnt
or it looked stupid or something

[starmark]

no i stop time and have him cut it super fast so that's why nobody ever sees it get done.

[silvercrusader]

LIAR
anyway i know the truth if star had his way you'd grow it out so you two could match

[starmark]

what

did he tell you that

i know he didn't tell you that where did you get that idea from

[silvercrusader]

he definitely told me that
we have late night conversations while youre asleep
we sit in the bathroom

[starmark]

no you don't





are you serious

[silvercrusader]

yes

[No.]

the stand can pack a lot of meaning into an ora i tell you what

[starmark]

did you know he picked me up and ran with me one time

without my telling him to, i mean, he just got excited.

[silvercrusader]

what the fuck
why
where did you go

[starmark]

in search of pudding

he wanted it but it was too far away so he had to take me with him

[silvercrusader]

you need a stash like giorno has
have you seen his pudding stash in his room??
he has an entire SHELF dedicated to pudding