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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[silvercrusader]

well it's not like we slept together dont overreact

[starmark]

...

did you think about it

[silvercrusader]

do you really want me to answer that question jotaro

[Yes. He 100% would absolutely have slept with her if she'd seemed into it.]

[starmark]

polnareff

we have faced death together more times than any person should ever look death in the eyes.

we have been through hell and back.

yes.

i need to know if you thought about fucking my currently nonexistent future daughter.

[silvercrusader]

okay a few things
first off i did not KNOW she was your daughter
second off putting it like that makes it sound creepy
we were around the same age
it was not like i was hitting on her while i was forty

[starmark]

no i mean

now i'm going to think about that every time you hit on me

you just can't get enough of kujos can you

1/2

[silvercrusader]

[oh my god no

this is true NO]

[silvercrusader]

buddy you were the one rubbing up on me to mark me up this past week

[starmark]

fuck off that was different

you were mine so i had to tell everybody





or something

[silvercrusader]

to mark me
as yours


is that how you think of me jotaro

[starmark]

IT'S NOT WEIRD UNLESS YOU MAKE IT WEIRD

[silvercrusader]

just don't let me catch you crawling in my bed in the middle of the night so you can mark me up
a man has his limits

[starmark]

i don't CRAWL INTO YOUR BED

asshole

i check on you when it sounds like you woke up from a nightmare or something

[silvercrusader]

and then you come under the covers
and bombard me with whale facts

[And god, doesn't he appreciate him for it.]

speaking of which next time i'm coming into your bed, its way bigger

[starmark]

no shit it is

i built this house so naturally we got the best shit in our room

[silvercrusader]

that doesn't make sense unless you built the bed as well

[starmark]

i made sure a big one ended up in our room

same difference

[silvercrusader]

no you dont get credit
ill give you props for building the house
but not the bed thing

[starmark]

I ARRANGED THE FURNITURE

[silvercrusader]

YOU AND LITERALLY EVERY OTHER PERSON WHO HAS EVER HAD A ROOM EVER
NO
CREDIT

[starmark]

fuck off i put all the good shit in my room

that's fact

that's why things are the way they are

[silvercrusader]

one of these days i'm going to steal your pillows

[starmark]

not if my HEAD is on them

[silvercrusader]

please half the time you're off running the Den or impressing Giorno or flirting with Kakyoin
there's plenty of time for me to steal your shit

[starmark]

i'll steal it back from you

or i'll just steal you

then what's yours is mine by proxy anyway