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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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text; 11/8

[punchboth]

[There's no lead-in to this. There's no reason behind it, either - there's just abruptly Okuyasu making it up as he goes along. It was going to happen eventually, so here he is:]

hey mr. jotaro senpai

its okuyasu

you know, josukes friend??

[starmark]

[...lord god almighty here we go]

Right. What do you need?

[punchboth]

thought id say hi

josuke got to talk to u already so now its my turn

good thing too because he knos all that secret agent stuff better than i do

[starmark]

Yeah. I don't know how much I'm supposed to tell you so I guess you'll just have to accept it if I keep a bunch of stuff quiet.

[Said the guy bullshitting the entire way, blindly.]

Did he talk to you about Star Platinum like I told him to?

[punchboth]

[This might be the moment Okuyasu has to lean over and bother Josuke about what Star Platinum thing he's supposed to remember. Uhhh!!

He's got it though, all clear.]

yea i heard

keep it quiet right??? can do

[starmark]

Yeah. Good, Josuke said you were a trustworthy guy.

Did you get stuck babysitting my grandfather, too?

[punchboth]

[bro..... single tear]

no not really

me n josuke fought, then we started hanging out

the usual w/ stands right

[starmark]

That's pretty much how I met my best friend, yeah.

Sounds about right.

[punchboth]

oh yea mr. emeralds. that figures

[Of course Josuke has kept Okuyasu informed of all the deets. Every deet.]

watd u fight abt

[starmark]

He thought I'd look better dead. I disagreed.

[punchboth]

ooh big secret ok i got u

me n josuke fought because my bro's a dick but p much the same thing besides that

[starmark]

It's not my story to tell. Like how I wouldn't expect you to rat on Josuke about something, either.

What'd your bro do?

[punchboth]

so youre saying i should ask mr. emeralds. ehhh

he shot a lot of people w/ the arrow

[starmark]

...So he made a bunch of people into Stand users?

[punchboth]

that is wat it does yea

[starmark]

...Did you start out helping your bro, but then you ended up making friends with Josuke?

[punchboth]

no i just popped out of fucking nowhere to be josukes friend

duh man hes my bro even if hes a crappy person

[starmark]

Don't fucking start. You could've fought him for a lot of reasons and I want to make sure I get it right.

What did he want with a bunch of Stand users?

[punchboth]

well dont play 20 questions just ask straight up WHY

like thats straight up, thats better. he wanted to kill our dad because hes a gross mutant thing

[See that... being direct gets directness in return... ah.]

[starmark]

what the fuck

How did he end up a gross mutant thing?

[punchboth]

[... well. uncomfortable. how do you explain this with manners.]

thats apparently wat happens when a guy puts his cells in your head n dies later

[starmark]

[...Oh. Oh, holy shit.]

...You mean Dio.

Yeah. I know what those things are. I've seen what they do to people.

[...Sort of. But not like that.]

...I'm sorry.

[punchboth]

thats the guy

[He hesitates then -- that "I'm sorry" might be the first sympathy anyone's directly given, save for Josuke's bumbling about trying to heal everything. It doesn't make him feel any better, but.]

listen thanks man but dont worry abt it too much. my dads not great but hes my dad u kno? so

well hes a fucking frog monster now n thats his own fault

so thanks but its ok

[starmark]

Yeah. You don't get to pick that kind of thing.

[...]

So what do you and Josuke do when we're not on business?

[punchboth]

uhh

go to school

[......]

that n just regular hanging out stuff i guess