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. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.

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uhh

go to school

[......]

that n just regular hanging out stuff i guess

Okay.

I want you to tell me something about yourself so I know something about you. Like your favorite color, or what you want to do for a career. Or something. Got it?

[... alright!]

im not good in school but im ok w/ money? so maybe i could work at a bank one day

why do u need to kno things abt me suddenly??? just curious

[...So he could be honest, or he could be an asshole.

...

WELP]

I'm making files on my fellow agents and their support. SPW standard procedure.

[JOTARO YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT AND IT'S REALLY OBVIOUS BECAUSE YOU ARE FOUNDING YOUR SHIT ON A FLAGRANT LIE]

[oh god he needs a minute to STOP FUCKING LAUGHING--]

agent j ahead of the game huh

put in that im gonna be mega rich one day too

That's right.

How rich is mega rich?

billionaire?? id settle for not having to think abt savings level rich

...Right. Okay, good.

[Says the guy who wears 200,000 yen pants and thinks literally nothing of it, and has abruptly been made to think something of it.]

...People talk a lot about ambition around here. Don't be surprised if you get asked about that kind of thing more often.

not that im worried but is working in a bank that interesting to

u kno

people who dont care abt banks??

[Seriously, he doesn't care, but it might be boring for other people.]

...Do you know a lot of stuff about banks?

im pretty damn familiar with how good savings work

im great at budgeting and josuke gives me shit abt it because he sucks at it. jealous

hows that?

If it's something you're interested in and know a lot about, people will ask you about it because it's part of what makes you important.

That's what I mean.

thats a lot of pressure for wat i wanna do when i grow up

aight though ill brush up on my bank skills

Yeah.

I guess I'm sort of glad about this secret agent thing because I didn't know what I wanted to do with myself, and trying to figure it out has been pretty slow going.

But I guess I do okay, if that's what I'm doing when you guys meet me.

[... That's. One of those things that kind of takes the hilarity out of the stupid secret agent joke, and somewhere across the city it gets Okuyasu to frown at his watch and then the back of Josuke's head, whatever he's doing. Damn, there are limits to how long this is going to be acceptably funny.]

yeah

youre cool. in an old guy way

maybe now we can be friend cool instead