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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[punchboth]

oh. crime




no i cant but is that really it

[starmark]

It's that or the otter trial.

So I guess if you want to be friends you have to pass the otter trial.

[punchboth]

[He was (somewhat) warned of this. Or: he's heard the word otter in relation to Jotaro, and should have expected.]

no offense but wat the fuck is that

[starmark]

You have to hold a live otter for thirty seconds even if it bites you in the face.

[punchboth]

you have an otter on hand

dude

[starmark]

...yeah?

[LIKE THIS IS A NORMAL THING THAT NORMAL PEOPLE DO]

[punchboth]

and im supposed to hold it




how many friends do u have

[starmark]

[...A seemingly innocent question should not actually hit him like a punch to the face, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT.

One...two...three...f— ...three...]

Most of them do the beer trial.

[punchboth]

[It's just... OTTERS......]

if i try to chug a beer ill probably just get it up my nose or something sorry

[starmark]

It takes practice.

...and balls but I figure you have those already so

[punchboth]

aight u made it weird

[Please reconsider your choice of slang, Jotes.]

[starmark]

[CRIES INTO HIS HANDS]

well i don't have the damn light flash thing right now so you just have to forget it on your own

[punchboth]

zap zap i dont kno wat youre talking abt

[starmark]

good

look if you want to try it with a coke or something i'll teach you how ok

[punchboth]

[is this friend cool]

do i still get to hold the otter???

[... And after like twenty seconds, this SUSPICIOUS FOLLOW-UP,]

josuke wants to learn too but he cant tell u beca use hESA ashitty pujfdknaefnjknj waezn

A PUNK

[starmark]

yeah you both still have to hold the otter

come up to the house sometime while i'm working and bring cans of coke and i'll show you how to do it

[punchboth]

i get to go first SAY IT

[starmark]

...are you actually excited about holding the otter

[punchboth]

[he's excited about WINNING]

SURE

[starmark]

[And that was the moment when Okuyasu became all right with Jotaro and the world in general.

Which means the otter test actually kind of works, implausibly enough.]

ok we'll see which of you she likes better then

[punchboth]

[Okuyasu effortlessly lands another great opinion, crowd cheers.]

its totally me. i can feel it