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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[starmark]

...Do you know a lot of stuff about banks?

[punchboth]

im pretty damn familiar with how good savings work

im great at budgeting and josuke gives me shit abt it because he sucks at it. jealous

hows that?

[starmark]

If it's something you're interested in and know a lot about, people will ask you about it because it's part of what makes you important.

That's what I mean.

[punchboth]

thats a lot of pressure for wat i wanna do when i grow up

aight though ill brush up on my bank skills

[starmark]

Yeah.

I guess I'm sort of glad about this secret agent thing because I didn't know what I wanted to do with myself, and trying to figure it out has been pretty slow going.

But I guess I do okay, if that's what I'm doing when you guys meet me.

[punchboth]

[... That's. One of those things that kind of takes the hilarity out of the stupid secret agent joke, and somewhere across the city it gets Okuyasu to frown at his watch and then the back of Josuke's head, whatever he's doing. Damn, there are limits to how long this is going to be acceptably funny.]

yeah

youre cool. in an old guy way

maybe now we can be friend cool instead

[starmark]

...Are you saying you want to hang out sometime?

[punchboth]

no id say lets hang out if i wanted to say that

keep up dude

we can hang out anyway, im down

[starmark]

What the hell does friend cool mean then.

1/2

[punchboth]

it means youre not like 30 right now so i dont have to call u mister

[punchboth]

no genius it means we can be friends

[starmark]

...but you haven't passed my friend test yet.

[punchboth]

lay it on me man i can do it

[starmark]

Can you drink an entire can of beer in one sitting?

[punchboth]

oh. crime




no i cant but is that really it

[starmark]

It's that or the otter trial.

So I guess if you want to be friends you have to pass the otter trial.

[punchboth]

[He was (somewhat) warned of this. Or: he's heard the word otter in relation to Jotaro, and should have expected.]

no offense but wat the fuck is that

[starmark]

You have to hold a live otter for thirty seconds even if it bites you in the face.

[punchboth]

you have an otter on hand

dude

[starmark]

...yeah?

[LIKE THIS IS A NORMAL THING THAT NORMAL PEOPLE DO]

[punchboth]

and im supposed to hold it




how many friends do u have

[starmark]

[...A seemingly innocent question should not actually hit him like a punch to the face, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT.

One...two...three...f— ...three...]

Most of them do the beer trial.

[punchboth]

[It's just... OTTERS......]

if i try to chug a beer ill probably just get it up my nose or something sorry

[starmark]

It takes practice.

...and balls but I figure you have those already so

[punchboth]

aight u made it weird

[Please reconsider your choice of slang, Jotes.]