IC Inbox | rubycity_rp | II

[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



⇦ ● ⇨


[OOC: Contact through any format is fine, including action as you see fit!]

Comments

[starmark]

you mean when you take me to france?

you're not going to make me go alone are you

[silvercrusader]

well no of course not but what if we get separated

[A little pause, and then:]

abdul was always going on about how much better it was to know the local language
im just following his example
99% of the time i'll be there to translate but
OH what if somebody tries to start shit with you
you can't just use me to threaten for you

[starmark]

oh

[Oh. Suddenly, the light of clarity comes streaming in.]

ok you make a good point

i definitely need to know how to tell when somebody's starting shit

[silvercrusader]

which means you probably need to know insults
okay

okay so
se coucher avec is something to watch out for, that means to sleep with, so you know. Just include some kind of animal or something and youre set

merde is shit

foutre is fuck, but you can use it just about as many ways as english
so like fous-toi is fuck you
Va te faire foutre is go fuck yourself
casse-toi is fuck off

if somebody starts shit you can always say t'as dit quoi connard? which means like "what did you say, asshole?"
and then you can punch them

[starmark]

casse-toi is cool i should use that one a lot

t'as dit quoi connard? casse-toi!

i should practice that a lot

[silvercrusader]

of course you should
the first time we go into a bar you're going to have to say that shit
for once we can fight with fists instead of stands


hey
have you ever broken a bottle on the edge of a bar before?

[starmark]

you mean like so i could cut a guy with it

no but i saw a guy do it right before i hit him so

[silvercrusader]

did it work for him
obviously not the fight but the bottle didn't shatter or anything?
i want to do that in a fight before i die
im gonna put it on the agenda for france

[starmark]

we could get some bottles and practice

i bet there's a shitload of empty beer bottles around here we could get

[silvercrusader]

i mean between here and the den hell yeah
plus we have giorno so if the bottle shatters i won't even fuck up my hand

what about you
got any dreams you wanna fulfill while we're in europe

[starmark]

i want to take a piss off the top of the eiffel tower

are you allowed to do that

1/2

[silvercrusader]

no
they get really

[silvercrusader]

pissed


if you do stuff like that

[starmark]

i bet people get pissed when people do a lot of stuff we did on our trip though

still did it anyway

we should do it c'mon it'd be great

[silvercrusader]

we never actually defaced monuments
im not saying DON'T i'm just saying this is a step up from like
smoking in a cafe



i still want to climb the pyramids

sorry i like this icon better

[starmark]

WE SHOULD CLIMB THE PYRAMIDS

FUCK WHAT JIJI SAID

[silvercrusader]

i bet we could
how bad could it be
i mean they're like all worn away right so there's bricks sticking out
we definitely could
we'll do it at midnight
just don't have star punch anything and we'll be in and out with nobody knowing the difference

what else

hmmm
i should ask kakyoin too
i bet he's got a bucket list

[starmark]

you know i can use star to help me jump really high

i wonder if i could just jump to the top of the pyramid

maybe i could carry you guys and just jump it

[silvercrusader]

what happens when you land
not even on the pyramids just
in general

[starmark]

what do you mean what happens

my feet touch the ground???

[silvercrusader]

no i mean like if he helps you jump like i don't know fifty feet in the air
what's to stop you from breaking your feet once you land
or does he do the landing too

[starmark]

oh

no he does the landing too

it's pretty cool it's like i just summon him in my feet so he takes all of the shock and none of it gets to me

kind of like when i summon his fists over mine so i can punch shit

[silvercrusader]

shit jotaro you gotta show me that sometime soon i didn't know you could do that
or well i guess i knew the fist thing i just didn't think you could do it with your feet
can you do it with your eyes too
like read a book across a room or something

[starmark]

i actually figured out i could do it um

back home

you know that night i just kind of




sometimes it seems like star is always able to do what i need him to do

what i ask him to do

no matter what

[silvercrusader]

yeah

[So much of the fight between Jotaro and Dio was invisible to the outside eye, the two men stuttering and jerking too fast to follow. But he can understand the fight a little better now-- why they had stayed suspended in the air for so long, why they'd seemed as if they were practically flying.]

maybe he just adapts
like he couldnt ever do it until you needed him to
so he figured out a way

impossible means nothing, right? that's what you told me