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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[silvercrusader]

i think we all have shit like that
me and kakyion with being mind controlled
you and giorno with dio
you and me with this


man we're really fucked up, all of us, aren't we?

[starmark]

...yeah.

but we're all getting better, too. have you noticed?

[silvercrusader]

yeah
i mean it helps this place is pretty much paradise with occasional weird shit
like i mean it's not perfect but at least we're not getting attacked by weird stands every other day
i'll take some forced truth telling over that

but it's good to be together too

[A pause. A long pause, and Jotaro would be forgiven for thinking Polnareff was done. But, finally:]

i think maybe when we all go home i'll come back to japan with you guys

[starmark]

better let me translate for you, instead of kakyoin.

at least i'll only fuck you over SOME of the time.

[silvercrusader]

if you ruin my chances with some nice japanese girl i'll kill you
fair warning

[starmark]

trust me

you don't want any of the girls in japan

[silvercrusader]

what you've tried out every single one?

[starmark]

it feels like it with the way they follow me around and shriek at me

[silvercrusader]

well i can't blame them, who hasn't had that impulse when they see you

[starmark]

what the fuck

[silvercrusader]

it was a joke
look what does that even mean follow you around and shriek at you
i mean literally
because that sounds insane

[starmark]

it means what it sounds like

i was trying to go to school and they were fighting over me

[silvercrusader]

[Why, he doesn't say.]

and they didn't stop at all when you didn't flirt back?

[starmark]

i told them to shut up because they were pissing me off

it just made them louder and grabbier

[silvercrusader]

man why do you get all the girls
i would love that kind of attention

[starmark]

you get tons of girls

[silvercrusader]

not lately!! and not before our big trip! HALF A YEAR WITHOUT A GIRL

[starmark]

i feel like i should be making fun of you

except instead i'm imagining half a year without kakyoin and it's bullshit

so i guess i support you instead

[silvercrusader]

romance has changed you
made a nicer, kinder man of you
if any screaming girls follow you home throw them at me or i may die of loneliness soon

[starmark]

...

okay i can't believe i'm asking this but




you're opposed to jiji in a dress, right

[silvercrusader]

isn't he with your grandmother

[Because, okay, he definitely wasn't opposed to Joseph when he was Josephine. And then, belatedly:]

i mean yeah but
what exactly was your plan if I said "nope that's exactly what does it for me, a man i'm more familiar with at age 60, in a dress".

[starmark]

DON'T ACT LIKE I HAD A PLAN

I DON'T KNOW

i can't just produce a girl for you holy shit

[silvercrusader]

well get on it jotaro what the hell do i keep your around for if not to get me ladies 24/7

[starmark]

MOST OF THE GIRLS I KNOW ARE LIKE

MY MOM

[silvercrusader]

WELL GET TO KNOW SOME
PUT UP THE JOTARO SIGNAL

i DO wish there were more people here
not even girls although that'd be nice
but it's kind of creepy-empty