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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[starmark]

DON'T ACT LIKE I HAD A PLAN

I DON'T KNOW

i can't just produce a girl for you holy shit

[silvercrusader]

well get on it jotaro what the hell do i keep your around for if not to get me ladies 24/7

[starmark]

MOST OF THE GIRLS I KNOW ARE LIKE

MY MOM

[silvercrusader]

WELL GET TO KNOW SOME
PUT UP THE JOTARO SIGNAL

i DO wish there were more people here
not even girls although that'd be nice
but it's kind of creepy-empty

[starmark]

i don't have a signal what the hell

...

it is kind of weird and empty isn't it

[silvercrusader]

yeah
i mean i'll bet like
what
a hundred people here?

[starmark]

...and probably more than a tenth of them are all people we know

that's weird as hell

[silvercrusader]

and a couple of them people who died at home
people who shouldn't be here

i'm still waiting on the others you know
i mean
probably not sherry
but avdol and iggy maybe

[starmark]

i hope they get here someday

sometimes i wonder if we broke something somehow, in the universe or whatever, and that's why so many people we know have come flooding in here.

[silvercrusader]

well if we did i'm not about to fix it
maybe the universe just decided to give us a goddamn break for once

[starmark]

...

we broke the universe so it gave us a break

more like we gave it a "break", right?

[silvercrusader]

oh my god
we're divorcing again
i'm marrying kakyoin

[starmark]

you can't divorce me

what the hell

[silvercrusader]

what do you mean i CAN'T i sure can
i'm a modern man jotaro you can't tell me what i can or can't do
kakyoin awaits me

[starmark]

think of the kids

you'll break jolie's heart

[silvercrusader]

well stop wielding puns against me
less puns more flirting come on jotaro marriage is a constant work in process

for the record if we DID get a divorce i would work out a schedule
i would not take this out on poor jolie

[starmark]

are you seriously asking me to flirt on command

remember when you guys did that on the ocean floor

when i was the stand user's type

[silvercrusader]

well i'm a lot more receptive to it than she was
also your problem was your tone mon ami
you were very flat

[starmark]

this is text

1/2

[silvercrusader]

you could use some of those little figures that giorno loves
there's gotta be a way to do a flirty one

[silvercrusader]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wait okay no that's weird

(･´з`･)ゞ LOOK HE'S SMOOCHING

(´▽`ʃƪ)♡ so in love

(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘) i'm so good at this

[starmark]

oh that's the face that looks like mista

the top one



you really think adding a bunch of hearts and kissy faces will make a difference?

[silvercrusader]

did i ever tell you he flirted with me once

& i mean kind of
definitely gets your intent across


what's more endearing
"hey i love you" or
"hey i love you (´▽`ʃƪ)♡"

1/2

[starmark]

TELL ME HOW HE FLIRTED WITH YOU RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[starmark]

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baby (´▽`ʃƪ)♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡