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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[silvercrusader]

[Why, he doesn't say.]

and they didn't stop at all when you didn't flirt back?

[starmark]

i told them to shut up because they were pissing me off

it just made them louder and grabbier

[silvercrusader]

man why do you get all the girls
i would love that kind of attention

[starmark]

you get tons of girls

[silvercrusader]

not lately!! and not before our big trip! HALF A YEAR WITHOUT A GIRL

[starmark]

i feel like i should be making fun of you

except instead i'm imagining half a year without kakyoin and it's bullshit

so i guess i support you instead

[silvercrusader]

romance has changed you
made a nicer, kinder man of you
if any screaming girls follow you home throw them at me or i may die of loneliness soon

[starmark]

...

okay i can't believe i'm asking this but




you're opposed to jiji in a dress, right

[silvercrusader]

isn't he with your grandmother

[Because, okay, he definitely wasn't opposed to Joseph when he was Josephine. And then, belatedly:]

i mean yeah but
what exactly was your plan if I said "nope that's exactly what does it for me, a man i'm more familiar with at age 60, in a dress".

[starmark]

DON'T ACT LIKE I HAD A PLAN

I DON'T KNOW

i can't just produce a girl for you holy shit

[silvercrusader]

well get on it jotaro what the hell do i keep your around for if not to get me ladies 24/7

[starmark]

MOST OF THE GIRLS I KNOW ARE LIKE

MY MOM

[silvercrusader]

WELL GET TO KNOW SOME
PUT UP THE JOTARO SIGNAL

i DO wish there were more people here
not even girls although that'd be nice
but it's kind of creepy-empty

[starmark]

i don't have a signal what the hell

...

it is kind of weird and empty isn't it

[silvercrusader]

yeah
i mean i'll bet like
what
a hundred people here?

[starmark]

...and probably more than a tenth of them are all people we know

that's weird as hell

[silvercrusader]

and a couple of them people who died at home
people who shouldn't be here

i'm still waiting on the others you know
i mean
probably not sherry
but avdol and iggy maybe

[starmark]

i hope they get here someday

sometimes i wonder if we broke something somehow, in the universe or whatever, and that's why so many people we know have come flooding in here.

[silvercrusader]

well if we did i'm not about to fix it
maybe the universe just decided to give us a goddamn break for once

[starmark]

...

we broke the universe so it gave us a break

more like we gave it a "break", right?

[silvercrusader]

oh my god
we're divorcing again
i'm marrying kakyoin

[starmark]

you can't divorce me

what the hell

[silvercrusader]

what do you mean i CAN'T i sure can
i'm a modern man jotaro you can't tell me what i can or can't do
kakyoin awaits me

[starmark]

think of the kids

you'll break jolie's heart

[silvercrusader]

well stop wielding puns against me
less puns more flirting come on jotaro marriage is a constant work in process

for the record if we DID get a divorce i would work out a schedule
i would not take this out on poor jolie