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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[starmark]

On a scale of one to ten.

Ten is "my mom after I just hugged her". One is "Kakyoin the moment he finds out I hid his hair gel".

[digiorno]

Three? And a half?

[starmark]

...Yeah, that's a really shitty scale, isn't it.

I'm glad you're hanging in there.

[digiorno]

I always do. I think maybe I'll start bullying people more, that always makes me feel better.

[starmark]

Who've you got in your sights?

Besides me.

[digiorno]

Well, Kakyoin, obviously. Oh, which reminds me, you're in trouble.

[starmark]

...what the hell have you guys been doing when i'm not around

[digiorno]

I didn't do anything. YOU did something. And now you're in trouble for it.

I'm not going to tell you what unless you bribe me, either.

[#bullying]

[starmark]

...I'll let you wear my gakuran again. Fifteen minutes.

[digiorno]

[. . . scale hands]

[on the one hand, betraying kakyoin and giving away the element of surprise]

[on the other hand, snuggly heavy gakuran]

Twenty.

[starmark]

Done.

[digiorno]

Okay.

He asked me to translate some texts you sent him a while ago. Ones in Italian.

[starmark]

[. . . . . .]

Good.

[digiorno]

I can't believe he waited so long to ask! That was the best thing that's happened to me in days. You're really awful.

[starmark]

I skipped most of the really shit ones. He only got the good ones.

[digiorno]

Thank god for quality control.

He threatened to kill you a lot, but I think you'll probably survive.

[starmark]

I'll try to get him to let me choose my method of death. That's fair, right?

[digiorno]

I think that's very fair. He's reasonable. Sometimes. Kind of.

[starmark]

I'll take death by smothering, as administered by his mouth.

[digiorno]

You are just made of awful lines, aren't you.

[starmark]

Some people sit around thinking about seducing people, some people think about other things.

[digiorno]

Like angling for death by kisses.

[starmark]

Everybody needs a hobby.

Oh. Hey. Mind if I be serious for thirty seconds?

[digiorno]

You are allowed to be serious for any number of seconds.

[starmark]

January 16th is the night we were all in Cairo. When I stopped my heart.

[When a lot of things happened, but this one is at least the personal one, since none of them are all that tactful.]

I don't know if things are going to go off the rails or not but that's. ...That's coming up.