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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[sunsetsitter]

Okay so here's the thing

Your mom is like SUPER COOL and got me this adorable charm for my watch but I really only know she's a nice person and hell if I know what to really do with those? We don't have people that nice where I'm from I'm pretty sure it's scientifically impossible for one to be born into my shit galaxy.

Anyway

My point is that I don't know what to get HER now because I don't know anything about her except the nice thing really and it'll be a dumb late gift like the one I'll have to get Jonathan too what the fuck is with these nice relatives of yours?

[starmark]

...So you want advice about what to get my mom and Jonathan for a really late Christmas?

[sunsetsitter]

I'm mostly asking about your mom but if you have Jonathan ideas that would be cool too.

[starmark]

Okay. What have you come up with so far and what have you ruled out so far?

[sunsetsitter]

Well she probably doesn't want a shitty shirt like the one I got Abbacchio and I gave both you and Kakyoin rocks so really I'm kinda pushing my limit on that one

I mean look I had like TWO gifts that weren't 90% stupid and I dunno she's classy (????) so I probably shouldn't get her a mostly stupid gift? She likes my trash babies but I was already planning on having them help out around the house so I dunno.

[starmark]

why do you have babies

are you allowed to put babies to work like that

[sunsetsitter]

oh my god

[starmark]

how the hell do you just find a baby

how the hell do you find more than one

[sunsetsitter]

[................]

I'm a babysitter I have my ways

[starmark]

did you steal them

[sunsetsitter]

OH MY GOD???

[starmark]

that's not a no

[sunsetsitter]

ARE Y

[oh for fuck's sake]

I found them in the GARBAGE they aren't PEOPLE babies

[starmark]

...do you regularly root through garbage looking for babies

is that a babysitter thing too

[sunsetsitter]

why are you like this

[why did she go to him...she's so dumb...]

yes jotaro fucking hell it's obviously a babysitter thing to do i go through garbage i can't even TOUCH BECAUSE WHAT IF I FIND A BABY TONIGHT IT'S GONNA HAPPEN I CAN FEEL IT IN MY NONEXISTENT BONES

[starmark]

Okay.

Try something for the kitchen, like a new apron or something.

[sunsetsitter]

That's not going to be weird? Like she does a ton of the cooking and she's awesome at it I guess but it's not going to be weird like "yoooo get to to work!!"?

(And if you want to see what I'm talking about for the babies I can send you a pic.)

[Because when someone is cooperating, she should, too.]

[starmark]

Do you even eat? You're dead.

[sunsetsitter]

Very astute. I could have gotten some at the party but I only thought to get the wine sent over to my side of the ether.

Okuyasu told me.

[starmark]

Told you what?

[sunsetsitter]

That she has serious food swag. Said the only one that could do better was some dude he knew back home with a Stand that could do food stuff.

[starmark]

Okay. So the point is, why would you be telling her to get back to work making food when you don't even eat it in the first place?

Why would she think that? That's like giving you some toy for little kids and worrying that you'll think I'm telling you to hurry up and babysit my nonexistent kid.

[sunsetsitter]

Would you actually let me babysit your nonexistent kid though because I'd totally eat your mom's food

[starmark]

The kid is nonexistent so the answer is pretty much no.

[sunsetsitter]

What about your otter daughter?