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. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.

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I'm mostly asking about your mom but if you have Jonathan ideas that would be cool too.

Okay. What have you come up with so far and what have you ruled out so far?

Well she probably doesn't want a shitty shirt like the one I got Abbacchio and I gave both you and Kakyoin rocks so really I'm kinda pushing my limit on that one

I mean look I had like TWO gifts that weren't 90% stupid and I dunno she's classy (????) so I probably shouldn't get her a mostly stupid gift? She likes my trash babies but I was already planning on having them help out around the house so I dunno.

why do you have babies

are you allowed to put babies to work like that

oh my god

how the hell do you just find a baby

how the hell do you find more than one

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I'm a babysitter I have my ways

did you steal them

OH MY GOD???

that's not a no

ARE Y

[oh for fuck's sake]

I found them in the GARBAGE they aren't PEOPLE babies

...do you regularly root through garbage looking for babies

is that a babysitter thing too

why are you like this

[why did she go to him...she's so dumb...]

yes jotaro fucking hell it's obviously a babysitter thing to do i go through garbage i can't even TOUCH BECAUSE WHAT IF I FIND A BABY TONIGHT IT'S GONNA HAPPEN I CAN FEEL IT IN MY NONEXISTENT BONES

Okay.

Try something for the kitchen, like a new apron or something.

That's not going to be weird? Like she does a ton of the cooking and she's awesome at it I guess but it's not going to be weird like "yoooo get to to work!!"?

(And if you want to see what I'm talking about for the babies I can send you a pic.)

[Because when someone is cooperating, she should, too.]

Do you even eat? You're dead.

Very astute. I could have gotten some at the party but I only thought to get the wine sent over to my side of the ether.

Okuyasu told me.

Told you what?

That she has serious food swag. Said the only one that could do better was some dude he knew back home with a Stand that could do food stuff.

Okay. So the point is, why would you be telling her to get back to work making food when you don't even eat it in the first place?

Why would she think that? That's like giving you some toy for little kids and worrying that you'll think I'm telling you to hurry up and babysit my nonexistent kid.