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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[sunsetsitter]

ARE Y

[oh for fuck's sake]

I found them in the GARBAGE they aren't PEOPLE babies

[starmark]

...do you regularly root through garbage looking for babies

is that a babysitter thing too

[sunsetsitter]

why are you like this

[why did she go to him...she's so dumb...]

yes jotaro fucking hell it's obviously a babysitter thing to do i go through garbage i can't even TOUCH BECAUSE WHAT IF I FIND A BABY TONIGHT IT'S GONNA HAPPEN I CAN FEEL IT IN MY NONEXISTENT BONES

[starmark]

Okay.

Try something for the kitchen, like a new apron or something.

[sunsetsitter]

That's not going to be weird? Like she does a ton of the cooking and she's awesome at it I guess but it's not going to be weird like "yoooo get to to work!!"?

(And if you want to see what I'm talking about for the babies I can send you a pic.)

[Because when someone is cooperating, she should, too.]

[starmark]

Do you even eat? You're dead.

[sunsetsitter]

Very astute. I could have gotten some at the party but I only thought to get the wine sent over to my side of the ether.

Okuyasu told me.

[starmark]

Told you what?

[sunsetsitter]

That she has serious food swag. Said the only one that could do better was some dude he knew back home with a Stand that could do food stuff.

[starmark]

Okay. So the point is, why would you be telling her to get back to work making food when you don't even eat it in the first place?

Why would she think that? That's like giving you some toy for little kids and worrying that you'll think I'm telling you to hurry up and babysit my nonexistent kid.

[sunsetsitter]

Would you actually let me babysit your nonexistent kid though because I'd totally eat your mom's food

[starmark]

The kid is nonexistent so the answer is pretty much no.

[sunsetsitter]

What about your otter daughter?

[starmark]

Otters aren't children.

You're not trained in otters.

[sunsetsitter]

Trash babies aren't children either but I'm doing okay.

[starmark]

Okay but the question is would I. Me. What would I do.

So I'm telling you that either way in that situation I'd say no.

[sunsetsitter]

Yeah that's really sad. I can't believe you won't let me take care of your hypothetical baby OR your dotter.

[She can, and this is why.]

Kitchen stuff seems like such a stereotypical parent gift but yeah she IS a parent so duh that makes sense. Thanks.