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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[OOC: Contact through any format is fine, including action as you see fit!]

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[starmark]

would you date his user

you can assume that's "if his user were a girl" if it makes you feel better

[silvercrusader]

his user doesn't have to patronize me thanks
and well
i mean
my first answer is YES but i'm already married to him
i can't exactly date a guy i'm married to

(14/20)

[starmark]

have you ever thought about kissing his user

[silvercrusader]

he is taken

[starmark]

that doesn't answer the question

thinking's not a crime

[silvercrusader]

debatable

[But all right, all right:]

i guess??


you asked
don't get weird about it

[starmark]

why would his user think that was weird

maybe it goes both ways and that's why his user was asking

which reminds me:

do you know why his user is fucking with you with questions like these

[silvercrusader]

because i'm trapped and can't storm the bathroom to take revenge?

[starmark]

don't answer a question with a question, asshole, it's still my guess

do you know that he and his user both would do anything to keep you safe

[silvercrusader]

of course i do
i'd trust him with anything and everything
and do

[It took everything not to tell you where I am, but he doesn't want to think about where he is or what's happening.]

[starmark]

do you know that his user's life is better because you're a part of it

[silvercrusader]

i guessed
i never asked outright
but i'm glad
he deserves as happy a life as i can help give him

pick your next question carefully
you've only got two left

[starmark]

will it help you fall asleep, if his user plays his guitar for you once you're back at the mansion and he's there right beside you

[silvercrusader]

i don't know about helping me fall asleep
but i'd sure like it

[And he might as well say it, because they're already saying things of this nature already, so:]

i always feels safe when he's near
especially after nightmares
when he's telling me whales and jolie and whatever comes to mind

[starmark]

you're not the only one

and you're thinking of my star platinum

[silvercrusader]

there it is
19/20
star platinum
not your best score but you asked some pretty great questions so we'll call it even

[starmark]

i got it in less than twenty

that's what matters

[silvercrusader]

you got great white shark in less than five
i'm still impressed by that one

[starmark]

that's because you're predictable

you said yes to "is it the best shark"

and i know you

[silvercrusader]

because it IS
and also i didn't know about goblin sharks

fucking goblin sharks
thanks for not telling me about them while we were underwater

[starmark]

i don't get why you're so worried about them

they're deep-sea sharks

AND they don't live in the waters anywhere near where we were

did you think one of them was going to get lost and randomly eat you

[silvercrusader]

you had your chance to ask questions jotaro but it is PAST

look i live in france but i was in those waters
i dont see why a goblin shark couldnt have taken a long journey too
deliberately
checking out the red sea
why not
what else does it have to do

[starmark]

nothing

sharks are basically evolved to be nothing except the most efficient killing machines in the sea

[silvercrusader]

the most efficient killing machine in the sea with a GIANT SAW NOSE that SUCKS PREY INTO ITS MOUTH LIKE THE ALIEN FROM ALIEN



are there any sharks around here??

[starmark]

probably

but i will defend you from them