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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[starmark]

i don't get why you're so worried about them

they're deep-sea sharks

AND they don't live in the waters anywhere near where we were

did you think one of them was going to get lost and randomly eat you

[silvercrusader]

you had your chance to ask questions jotaro but it is PAST

look i live in france but i was in those waters
i dont see why a goblin shark couldnt have taken a long journey too
deliberately
checking out the red sea
why not
what else does it have to do

[starmark]

nothing

sharks are basically evolved to be nothing except the most efficient killing machines in the sea

[silvercrusader]

the most efficient killing machine in the sea with a GIANT SAW NOSE that SUCKS PREY INTO ITS MOUTH LIKE THE ALIEN FROM ALIEN



are there any sharks around here??

[starmark]

probably

but i will defend you from them

1/2

[silvercrusader]

ooh jotaro oooh
my champion
my knight in a sui

[silvercrusader]

my knight in a pair of jeans and a leather jacket

probably just shorts now but that never sounds good you never heard about sir galahad in a pair of khaki shorts & you're definitely sir galahad

[starmark]

i wore a gakuran in the desert i'll put on a leather jacket for you if i have to

which one was galahad what did he do

[silvercrusader]

or WANT to
don't die of heatstroke because of me

but okay galahad did a lot
i mean it depends on which version you read but
he was lancelot's son which gave him a lot to live up to
and he was one of the three who got the holy grail because he was that strong and clever and pure of heart
HIS STRENGTH WAS THE STRENGTH OF TEN BECAUSE HIS HEART WAS PURE that was always my favorite line

[There absolutely has been a moment where he's shouted this. Possibly while trying to change a tire without the aid of a jack.]

he was also the ~pure~, god-loving knight which fits less but is good to know because when the hell are we ever gonna talk about galahad again

[starmark]

what the fuck that doesn't sound anything like me

PURE OF HEART???





i am pretty strong though

[#HeWorksOutThanksForNoticing]

[silvercrusader]

what did i just say i said "THE PURE PART DOESN'T FIT AS WELL"
but you're strong, yeah, and clever as hell and
i mean pure of heart also just meant GOOD
also god-loving but mostly just GOOD, a good person, the kind of guy who stays up all night to keep his friend company

so sir galahad it is

[starmark]

i thought you meant the god-loving part didn't fit as well

that's the part i thought you meant shut up

did sir galahad drink

because i'm fine with that but i don't really want to give up having beers when i feel like beers you know

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[silvercrusader]

probably
pretty much everyone drank wine
wine and beer and like
bread and hard cheese i'm pretty sure that's all they had back then

[silvercrusader]

and like


deer
that too
so yeah
shotgun away galahad

[silvercrusader]

oye speaking of which we oughta go hunting soon
i mean we CAN and better wendingo meat then whatever canned shit is left in the stores

[starmark]

can you believe i had to teach people how to shotgun a beer this one time at a party we had

kids these days

also yeah we can go are the food supplies really that bad?

maybe it's been hard to notice because mom's been covering really well

...

which

sounds exactly like something that my mom would do

[silvercrusader]

yeah
i mean yeah your mom does that pretty damn well but yeah things are getting that bad
i mean not for nothing but another month and we're gonna have to hunt no matter what
god jotaro i'm so fucking hungry right now

[But that brings up why he's hungry, which brings up where he is, so--]

who the HELL needed to be taught how to shotgun

[starmark]

assholes

also kakyoin probably but he's the exception because he's not an asshole

i mean he is sometimes but not about this



also you could always gnaw off your own leg

[silvercrusader]

no i need my legs
i could stand to lose another finger
except if i did that i wouldnt be able to flip off people with both hands

[And then, after a lengthy pause (because it's hard to build these guys one-handed):]

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look at him
look how sad he is with just one finger up

[starmark]

what the fuck

don't do that to me it's cute

what the fuck

[silvercrusader]

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[starmark]

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[silvercrusader]

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[starmark]

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[silvercrusader]

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