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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[silvercrusader]

because i'm trapped and can't storm the bathroom to take revenge?

[starmark]

don't answer a question with a question, asshole, it's still my guess

do you know that he and his user both would do anything to keep you safe

[silvercrusader]

of course i do
i'd trust him with anything and everything
and do

[It took everything not to tell you where I am, but he doesn't want to think about where he is or what's happening.]

[starmark]

do you know that his user's life is better because you're a part of it

[silvercrusader]

i guessed
i never asked outright
but i'm glad
he deserves as happy a life as i can help give him

pick your next question carefully
you've only got two left

[starmark]

will it help you fall asleep, if his user plays his guitar for you once you're back at the mansion and he's there right beside you

[silvercrusader]

i don't know about helping me fall asleep
but i'd sure like it

[And he might as well say it, because they're already saying things of this nature already, so:]

i always feels safe when he's near
especially after nightmares
when he's telling me whales and jolie and whatever comes to mind

[starmark]

you're not the only one

and you're thinking of my star platinum

[silvercrusader]

there it is
19/20
star platinum
not your best score but you asked some pretty great questions so we'll call it even

[starmark]

i got it in less than twenty

that's what matters

[silvercrusader]

you got great white shark in less than five
i'm still impressed by that one

[starmark]

that's because you're predictable

you said yes to "is it the best shark"

and i know you

[silvercrusader]

because it IS
and also i didn't know about goblin sharks

fucking goblin sharks
thanks for not telling me about them while we were underwater

[starmark]

i don't get why you're so worried about them

they're deep-sea sharks

AND they don't live in the waters anywhere near where we were

did you think one of them was going to get lost and randomly eat you

[silvercrusader]

you had your chance to ask questions jotaro but it is PAST

look i live in france but i was in those waters
i dont see why a goblin shark couldnt have taken a long journey too
deliberately
checking out the red sea
why not
what else does it have to do

[starmark]

nothing

sharks are basically evolved to be nothing except the most efficient killing machines in the sea

[silvercrusader]

the most efficient killing machine in the sea with a GIANT SAW NOSE that SUCKS PREY INTO ITS MOUTH LIKE THE ALIEN FROM ALIEN



are there any sharks around here??

[starmark]

probably

but i will defend you from them

1/2

[silvercrusader]

ooh jotaro oooh
my champion
my knight in a sui

[silvercrusader]

my knight in a pair of jeans and a leather jacket

probably just shorts now but that never sounds good you never heard about sir galahad in a pair of khaki shorts & you're definitely sir galahad

[starmark]

i wore a gakuran in the desert i'll put on a leather jacket for you if i have to

which one was galahad what did he do

[silvercrusader]

or WANT to
don't die of heatstroke because of me

but okay galahad did a lot
i mean it depends on which version you read but
he was lancelot's son which gave him a lot to live up to
and he was one of the three who got the holy grail because he was that strong and clever and pure of heart
HIS STRENGTH WAS THE STRENGTH OF TEN BECAUSE HIS HEART WAS PURE that was always my favorite line

[There absolutely has been a moment where he's shouted this. Possibly while trying to change a tire without the aid of a jack.]

he was also the ~pure~, god-loving knight which fits less but is good to know because when the hell are we ever gonna talk about galahad again

[starmark]

what the fuck that doesn't sound anything like me

PURE OF HEART???





i am pretty strong though

[#HeWorksOutThanksForNoticing]

[silvercrusader]

what did i just say i said "THE PURE PART DOESN'T FIT AS WELL"
but you're strong, yeah, and clever as hell and
i mean pure of heart also just meant GOOD
also god-loving but mostly just GOOD, a good person, the kind of guy who stays up all night to keep his friend company

so sir galahad it is

[starmark]

i thought you meant the god-loving part didn't fit as well

that's the part i thought you meant shut up

did sir galahad drink

because i'm fine with that but i don't really want to give up having beers when i feel like beers you know