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and then I forgot to make it text

[hierophany]

WARN ME BEFORE INVITING LARGE WHITE DOGS INTO THE HOUSE.

ANGRIER MESSAGE TO FOLLOW.

[starmark]

oh boy
so what did adrian do this time, huh

slobber on you in your sleep

[hierophany]

ADRIAN IS CURRENTLY LAUGHING AT ME FOR SPOONING AN UNKNOWN LARGE WHITE DOG.

[starmark]

what the fuck

wait
which spoon is the dog

[hierophany]

Was. Little.

The dog has woken up and is now wondering around looking for food. Did you let it in?

[starmark]

well that's how you should've known something was up
adrian's too big to be the little spoon even when he's a dog

i didn't let it in though

how the fuck did a dog get in

[hierophany]

I didn't let it in. And Adrian was hiding in vampire storage, so it must have been you unless it let itself in.

Ugh he's STILL LAUGHING tell him to stop he's looking at my phone.

i surrender i missed my icons too much

[starmark]

is that really what we're calling it now

"vampire storage"

local man regains all his faces

[hierophany]

I'm not calling it a coffin.

So yes. Vampire storage.

i can't text without his variety of expressions

[starmark]

so making him sound like christmas decorations is somehow better??

[hierophany]

Christmas decorations are traditionally removed from storage more often than the contents of coffins.

Do you have a better name for it?

[starmark]

adrian is traditionally removed from storage every time you get pissy and decide to kick his coffin over while he's napping

call it his untanning bed

[hierophany]

I don't kick it over when he's napping. I kick it over when he's wallowing.

But fine. Adrian was in his untanning bed. So it must have been you unless he let himself in. Ugh, it's not even microchipped.

[starmark]

i don't remember letting in a dog
who the hell could have let in a dog







oh my god
star

[hierophany]

LARGE-DOG.jpg

[ It's a dog that looks incredibly similar to Adrian. The picture appears to have been taken from below it. ]

What the fuck, Star. Do you think he thought it was Adrian. Or did he want a dog.

Either way, it's heavy.

[starmark]

okay so here's my thought
maybe he thought you wanted to spoon adrian
but adrian was in his coffin
and not a dog

but star wanted to make you happy
so he just
got you a dog

he did the best he could with what he had at the time

[hierophany]

I do not need Adrian to be a dog in order to spoon him. He is unnecessarily long, not unnecessarily wide. My arms fit around him.

What do I do with the dog.
Do I just put up 'have you lost this dog' posters.

[starmark]

i mean
do you WANT a dog

i guess we could always tell star to go put him back where he found him

[hierophany]

Not particularly. Absolutely not if it means someone's distressed about a dognapping.

Perhaps Star could show us where he found him, instead.

[starmark]

you said the dog isn't microchipped
is it wearing a col

wait
how the hell do you know if it's microchipped

DID YOU NOODLE THE DOG

[hierophany]

'Noodle' isn't a verb.

[starmark]

it is now

[hierophany]

I placed Hierophant below the skin on the back of the dog's neck to check for a microchip. That isn't noodling.

[starmark]

oh so noodling isn't a verb but you have a definition for it, huh

[hierophany]

It's a fake word that I'm using to humour you and it sounds awful.

Do you have a definition for it?