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[starmark]

adrian is traditionally removed from storage every time you get pissy and decide to kick his coffin over while he's napping

call it his untanning bed

[hierophany]

I don't kick it over when he's napping. I kick it over when he's wallowing.

But fine. Adrian was in his untanning bed. So it must have been you unless he let himself in. Ugh, it's not even microchipped.

[starmark]

i don't remember letting in a dog
who the hell could have let in a dog







oh my god
star

[hierophany]

LARGE-DOG.jpg

[ It's a dog that looks incredibly similar to Adrian. The picture appears to have been taken from below it. ]

What the fuck, Star. Do you think he thought it was Adrian. Or did he want a dog.

Either way, it's heavy.

[starmark]

okay so here's my thought
maybe he thought you wanted to spoon adrian
but adrian was in his coffin
and not a dog

but star wanted to make you happy
so he just
got you a dog

he did the best he could with what he had at the time

[hierophany]

I do not need Adrian to be a dog in order to spoon him. He is unnecessarily long, not unnecessarily wide. My arms fit around him.

What do I do with the dog.
Do I just put up 'have you lost this dog' posters.

[starmark]

i mean
do you WANT a dog

i guess we could always tell star to go put him back where he found him

[hierophany]

Not particularly. Absolutely not if it means someone's distressed about a dognapping.

Perhaps Star could show us where he found him, instead.

[starmark]

you said the dog isn't microchipped
is it wearing a col

wait
how the hell do you know if it's microchipped

DID YOU NOODLE THE DOG

[hierophany]

'Noodle' isn't a verb.

[starmark]

it is now

[hierophany]

I placed Hierophant below the skin on the back of the dog's neck to check for a microchip. That isn't noodling.

[starmark]

oh so noodling isn't a verb but you have a definition for it, huh

[hierophany]

It's a fake word that I'm using to humour you and it sounds awful.

Do you have a definition for it?

[starmark]

i'm just saying it's pretty suspicious that a thing doesn't exist but you still know what it is or isn't

pretty suspicious indeed

[hierophany]

Please produce a definition of 'noodling' that does not lend itself to me telling you that I have noodled your grandfather very invasively.

[starmark]

when the fuck did you noodle jiji

was i there
did i just block it out

because i could see myself blocking it out

[hierophany]

Hierophant was inside your grandfather in his entirety. If checking beneath the skin for a microchip is noodling, entering the brain through the ear must also be.

But you did suffer more blows to the head than usual that day.

[starmark]

oh you're talking about when we were in pakistan
and fucking steely dan

yeah no wonder i blocked it out
for a lot of reasons

[hierophany]

A great many people would have been noodled that day, were it only a real verb.

The point is that the dog doesn't have a collar. I wouldn't have checked for a chip if it had a collar.

[starmark]

so i guess we should have star put it back then
or at least show us where he got it

i mean unless you think the dog will develop separation anxiety
from being away from you and all

spooning

[hierophany]

I THOUGHT IT WAS ADRIAN

IF THERE IS A LARGE WHITE DOG ON THE BED
IT'S REASONABLE TO ASSUME THAT IT IS ADRIAN

[starmark]

don't tell him that

he'll probably get offended that you can't tell him apart from other white dogs