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it's a thing for little kids i guess kind of like a bribe? so they don't hate going to the doctor
you make it through your checkup or whatever the doctor gives you a sucker like a treat for getting through it and for not being a little shit about it i guess
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We used to have nightmares to ride on in Father's castle, so I am admittedly more familiar with those.
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"nightmares"
oh my god
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romantically
like you holding on while someone else drives the
okay wait fuck that sounds stupid
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sounds sweet.
No I've never done something like that.
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we'll go sometime at night
it's better when the city has all its lights on
honestly you can probably move faster than we'll be able to go riding
but it's a different kind of moving
maybe you'll like it
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We can do it tomorrow night, perhaps.
After I catch you.
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unless that gets in the way of your dragobete plans
i know this is important to you
so i want it to go the way you want it to
you deserve a great dragobete
but if it sounds good to you then yeah
we can go tomorrow night
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here i am trying to be a cool prince type of guy
a modern knight
treat you right and win your hand in marriage or some shit
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Who are you even winning my hand from? You have no opponent.
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don't go around saying in front of other people or they're going to get some wild ideas
you really can't just let me have this huh
what a bratty iris i have
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And a bastard Sanguis I have.
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then i'm still going to think it sounds dirty
but i'm going to start thinking you're doing it on purpose
yup
bastarditis keeps flaring up
you were right about it being chronic and incurable
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Oh, I'm aware.
The doctor knows, Jojo.
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you can give me a checkup anytime too
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or i might give you a real hard time
what's in it for me if i'm good?
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[That moment when the runaway train of your metaphor abruptly runs out of track and you're not nearly smooth enough to come up with a save on the fly.]
a kiss
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i should've said i want a sucker
except i guess maybe they didn't do that where you're from
so probably you wouldn't have gotten it
the point is it would have been funny because you have fangs
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What's a sucker?
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a hard sugar candy on a stick
sometimes they call it a lollipop
it's a sucker because you suck on it
like to eat it
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Do doctors give those out with their patients?
I guess I see the benefit.
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i guess kind of like a bribe?
so they don't hate going to the doctor
you make it through your checkup or whatever
the doctor gives you a sucker
like a treat for getting through it
and for not being a little shit about it i guess
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