[That moment when the runaway train of your metaphor abruptly runs out of track and you're not nearly smooth enough to come up with a save on the fly.]
it's a thing for little kids i guess kind of like a bribe? so they don't hate going to the doctor
you make it through your checkup or whatever the doctor gives you a sucker like a treat for getting through it and for not being a little shit about it i guess
tell you what though i'd probably take a lot better care of myself that way i mean if i knew the doc was gonna suck my dick at the end of every checkup
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[That moment when the runaway train of your metaphor abruptly runs out of track and you're not nearly smooth enough to come up with a save on the fly.]
a kiss
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i should've said i want a sucker
except i guess maybe they didn't do that where you're from
so probably you wouldn't have gotten it
the point is it would have been funny because you have fangs
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What's a sucker?
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a hard sugar candy on a stick
sometimes they call it a lollipop
it's a sucker because you suck on it
like to eat it
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Do doctors give those out with their patients?
I guess I see the benefit.
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i guess kind of like a bribe?
so they don't hate going to the doctor
you make it through your checkup or whatever
the doctor gives you a sucker
like a treat for getting through it
and for not being a little shit about it i guess
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A sucker.
Maybe you want me to suck something?
Not because I'm a vampire, though.
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tell you what though
i'd probably take a lot better care of myself that way
i mean if i knew the doc was gonna suck my dick at the end of every checkup
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Even with my fangs?
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you bite me on the dick and we're gonna have problems though
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I don't really want cock blood even if there would be a lot of it.
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so wait
is this really something we're doing
playing doctor and then
you know
that
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well
we can.
Would you like that?
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