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Jotaro Kujo ⬤ JJBA: Stardust Crusaders
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[starmark]

WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN

[nonehorse]

JUST NOW HALF ON ACCIDENT REALLY

I WAS SAYING THAT IN THE FUTURE IT WOULD BE NICE TO MARRY LEONE THEN HE SAW IT AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO DO THAT SO

IT KIND OF NECESSITATED A MORE URGENT RESPONSE THAN I WAS PLANNING ON. I WAS HOPING FOR AT LEAST SOME ROSES TO BE INVOLVED BUT NO

THEN MISTA AND MISS SUGIMOTO SAW AND REACTED ONLINE TOO IT WAS A BIT OF A DRAMATIC EVENT REALLY

[starmark]

wait

so you said "it'd be cool to get married"
and he was like "want to"
and you were like "yes"

...

just like that

[nonehorse]

With more screaming and me physically running to his apartment to collapse in his doorway and try to do things at least half properly

but yes.


That is pretty much the sum of what happened. To be honest, the whole 'defying actual death' part might have played a part in my relative impulsiveness. Life's too short to be unhappy, Jotaro. I'm taking my happiness and I refuse to let it go.

[starmark]

...you know
that's a pretty good line, avdol

"life's too short to be unhappy. take your happiness and refuse to let it go"

good enough that i figure i'll probably use that
you know
when i'm giving the speech or whatever
as your best man

[nonehorse]

I'll let you use it, Jotaro. I won't even say it's my line.

Thank you. You're family, so I couldn't dream of asking anyone else to do this for me.

[starmark]

so what all do i need to do

is there more than just giving a speech
and standing next to you

[nonehorse]

i


don't know



what do people at Western weddings even do? All I know is about al-mahr and shabka because my parents nagged me about saving up so I'd get a good bride!!! I think you have to help with the bachelor party? I don't know. That's what movies tell me? Can we skip that? I'd rather skip that anyway. How about you just stand next to me and give a speech and we call it a day??

[starmark]

hell am i supposed to know about western weddings
i'm japanese

also why would you have to save up for a bride
she's not a baseball mitt
did they think you would have to pay for her???

[nonehorse]

That's it we're leaving this to Leone and Mista, we're out of our depth here aren't we. Maybe I can work on decorating or something instead. Why couldn't I ask Leone to join me in a common-law union that dos not require a big ceremony??????

have you heard of dowries, Jotaro?? that's pretty much what al-mahr is, I believe. It's more like...You're proving you can provide for her. It's security for your future! So no, brides are not baseball mitts, but yes, a family would expect me to pay for their daughter, technically.

[starmark]

that's bullshit

ok how about this
he has to fight me for you
PROOF OF WORTHINESS

[nonehorse]

Yes, it's a load of bullshit! Good thing I'm not currently home and trying to marry a woman, right?

JOTARO that is exactly the kind of dowry I would expect my Joestar family to demand to be honest. Does that make me a baseball mitt now, if you're going to make this transactional? Will it be in a boxing ring? Should I look into setting up a proper match for you two?

[starmark]

i mean
i don't know
a lot of people here think it shouldn't matter if it's a woman or not
i guess that kind of thing isn't as important anymore in the future

anyway you're not a baseball mitt
you're the whole field

[nonehorse]

I'm glad it's not so important in the future. It shouldn't be important, when it comes to something like love. And it makes me feel hopeful about what we're all heading for, too! The future is full of so much struggle for us both, but I think that, if we can both be happy because people care less about other people's lives, then it'll be alright in the end.

[Maybe if Pucci got a boyfriend he wouldn't end up doing his shit. Fuck that dude. ANYWAY CUE TYPICAL FIVE MINUTE PAUSE BECAUSE AVDOL IS LYING DOWN YELLING THANKS JOTARO

hang on

Okay, instead of a response to that cheesy, adorable zinger, Jotaro's going to get a picture sent. Avdol is curled up on the floor clearly losing his shit and hiding his face in his hands, and there's a red thumb covering the top corner of the camera designating the actual photographer. Thanks Magician's Red, this was absolutely necessary!]


2nd time hes done this u got him

gj :>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[starmark]

wait is that magician's red
i didn't know you could use one of these things

holy shit stands can use these things

[nonehorse]

my fingers r pointy its hard 2 use so i just send pictures a lot

but yea!!!! hlo jotaro hlo star :> ummmmmm


mohammed is v happy u said that abt him hell be out 4 a bit im sry!!!!!!!!!!!! i cn send more pictures????????? do u want that

[starmark]

...

[jeopardy theme]

yes
send lots more pictures

[nonehorse]

gimme sec

[First, another picture almost identical to the last one, but with less thumb in it! Then a motion shot of Avdol sitting up, then him getting up-- several of him getting up, actually, okay it's basically just shots of Magician's Red getting chased now.]

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM TO DO DUMB THINGS JOTARO I EXPECTED BETTER OF YOU

[starmark]

fuck off
like you wouldn't encourage star to do dumb shit if you had the chance

[nonehorse]

1. do not ever tell me to fuck off again or I swear there will be consequences thank you
2. I WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING ESPECIALLY WHEN IT WASTED YOUR CHROMA? THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[do not swear ever young man!!! or call him out on being anything less than mature all the time! WOW]

That's it you're not my best man, Jolyne is now, that's a fact, goodbye

[starmark]

you have a fiance
your chroma is fine
also he's a sanguis and you're an iris so it's really fine

what the hell you can't demote me

[nonehorse]

You should've thought about the consequences to your actions when y




okay I can't demote you. I'm sorry for even saying that. That was a lie, I would never demote you! I'm sorry! BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS PLEASE........

[starmark]

what would i even say anyway
oh yeah his soul jumps out and takes embarrassing pictures of him
also it's a big flaming bird

either they already know or they'd never believe it anyway

[nonehorse]

It's less the 'flaming bird man soul' part and more 'my Stand enjoys humiliating me to people I care about because it's funny I guess'. Hopefully he keeps his acting up to messages with you and Leone, because I don't think my nerves could handle him doing this with everyone I talk to ever!!

Mind you, I didn't realise he knew how to text, even if it's poorly. I guess I'm glad that he has a beak instead of a mouth.

[starmark]

can't you stop him though
i mean
i don't think star can do things that i don't let him do

i always just kinda figured that meant he could act on his own if he wanted
but only inside the boundaries i set