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that's bullshit

ok how about this
he has to fight me for you
PROOF OF WORTHINESS

Yes, it's a load of bullshit! Good thing I'm not currently home and trying to marry a woman, right?

JOTARO that is exactly the kind of dowry I would expect my Joestar family to demand to be honest. Does that make me a baseball mitt now, if you're going to make this transactional? Will it be in a boxing ring? Should I look into setting up a proper match for you two?

i mean
i don't know
a lot of people here think it shouldn't matter if it's a woman or not
i guess that kind of thing isn't as important anymore in the future

anyway you're not a baseball mitt
you're the whole field

I'm glad it's not so important in the future. It shouldn't be important, when it comes to something like love. And it makes me feel hopeful about what we're all heading for, too! The future is full of so much struggle for us both, but I think that, if we can both be happy because people care less about other people's lives, then it'll be alright in the end.

[Maybe if Pucci got a boyfriend he wouldn't end up doing his shit. Fuck that dude. ANYWAY CUE TYPICAL FIVE MINUTE PAUSE BECAUSE AVDOL IS LYING DOWN YELLING THANKS JOTARO

hang on

Okay, instead of a response to that cheesy, adorable zinger, Jotaro's going to get a picture sent. Avdol is curled up on the floor clearly losing his shit and hiding his face in his hands, and there's a red thumb covering the top corner of the camera designating the actual photographer. Thanks Magician's Red, this was absolutely necessary!]

2nd time hes done this u got him

gj :>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait is that magician's red
i didn't know you could use one of these things

holy shit stands can use these things

my fingers r pointy its hard 2 use so i just send pictures a lot

but yea!!!! hlo jotaro hlo star :> ummmmmm

mohammed is v happy u said that abt him hell be out 4 a bit im sry!!!!!!!!!!!! i cn send more pictures????????? do u want that

...

[jeopardy theme]

yes
send lots more pictures

gimme sec

[First, another picture almost identical to the last one, but with less thumb in it! Then a motion shot of Avdol sitting up, then him getting up-- several of him getting up, actually, okay it's basically just shots of Magician's Red getting chased now.]

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM TO DO DUMB THINGS JOTARO I EXPECTED BETTER OF YOU

fuck off
like you wouldn't encourage star to do dumb shit if you had the chance

1. do not ever tell me to fuck off again or I swear there will be consequences thank you
2. I WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING ESPECIALLY WHEN IT WASTED YOUR CHROMA? THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[do not swear ever young man!!! or call him out on being anything less than mature all the time! WOW]

That's it you're not my best man, Jolyne is now, that's a fact, goodbye

you have a fiance
your chroma is fine
also he's a sanguis and you're an iris so it's really fine

what the hell you can't demote me

You should've thought about the consequences to your actions when y

okay I can't demote you. I'm sorry for even saying that. That was a lie, I would never demote you! I'm sorry! BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS PLEASE........

what would i even say anyway
oh yeah his soul jumps out and takes embarrassing pictures of him
also it's a big flaming bird

either they already know or they'd never believe it anyway

It's less the 'flaming bird man soul' part and more 'my Stand enjoys humiliating me to people I care about because it's funny I guess'. Hopefully he keeps his acting up to messages with you and Leone, because I don't think my nerves could handle him doing this with everyone I talk to ever!!

Mind you, I didn't realise he knew how to text, even if it's poorly. I guess I'm glad that he has a beak instead of a mouth.

can't you stop him though
i mean
i don't think star can do things that i don't let him do

i always just kinda figured that meant he could act on his own if he wanted
but only inside the boundaries i set

Typically I don't even have to worry about sentience since he's just...An extension of me by now. We've been together for so long that he's

hm.

Maybe it's commentary on how I'm opening up more and putting less limitations on how I'm meant to act and appear to others. Maybe that's why he's finally developing something of a personality...Because I'm easing up on myself, and therefore he has more room to breathe.

I hate it.

that sounds like being happy
you hate being happy??

i thought that was my job

(that was a joke)

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, JOTARO. I dislike not having the certainty around my own Stand's actions!!

And that was a terrible joke if only because I know how hard you're working at being happy for yourself >:) Got anything planned for the Coiled Hearts festival, by the way????? Hmmmmm???

oh fuck no
i don't need one MORE thing to have to celebrate

there's already valentine's day
then my birthday
then romanian valentine's day apparently

i don't need space moon valentine's day on top of it

Just make it one big Valentine's day celebration! Romanian, Japanese, Lunatian, with a good heaping of birthday celebration where we can all come and embarrass you in front of Alucard! Everyone wins then.

And I'm still bringing the cake. ...I need to look at recipes though and I'm running out of time but I'LL DO IT I PROMISE.

wait
what was that part about embarrassing me in front of alucard

no

yes.

Does he know how we first met? I'm telling him.

WHY

anyway that wasn't even embarrassing
what's embarrassing about how we met anyway
i was cool

Then there'll be no objections as to him hearing about how I had to kick your ass to get you to stop sulking in jail! Very cool, he'll love it.

I OBJECT

but frankly he'll probably get a kick out of it
you're right
fuck

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