im personally not in a hurry to get back to the afterlife heaven? i guess it was heaven. or on the way to it. i don't know, but i was definitely dead. but as much time as i've got with him here, i'm gonna try to use it wisely
no i get it. there aren't a lot of people i feel comfortable with or people i think who are gonna understand my special brand of bullshit
jp's still kind of stupid tho i say that with a lot of fondness he's an ok guy apparently my friends end up meeting up with him after i die crazy right?
i don't know if it's really on purpose the scientists claim they don't know anything but you know what? even if it was on purpose, i'd thank them. i wouldn't have met reimi or mohammed then or had a second shot with some of my friends. people can bitch about this moon shit all they want and yeah sometimes it sucks, but i'd rather be here than anywhere else right now so long as they're with me.
he got killed by a vampire had his blood drained out and everything they said he was dead and there was no helping it, he was just gone so i made them put the vampire's blood back into him and restarted his heart and he woke up
i don't really know how that worked i know i saw him go to heaven so i guess somebody in heaven saw what i was trying to do and threw him back down i don't have any other explanation for it
i don't understand what this place wants with any of us either but i guess if it's been good for some people giving them another chance and everything then i don't really mind it
that's fucking wild i have no idea how that would work but hey when vampires get involved i have no idea what shit can go down
far as i can tell, our being here is just an accident and they're trying to accommodate us so just get comfortable until you go home jotaro make some friends that kind of shit
is that a sex joke it sounds like a sex joke but i can't tell if you're joking or not
you make it sound like this is space retirement or something sit back and let the aliens take care of you or suck dick on camera for people on the "internet" some girl wanted me to do that
do you think it's a bribe moonlacing do you think it only feels good to bribe us into doing it
i mean i personally don't suck dick on camera or have anyway but i guess she liked how your mouth looked
not really i just think it's their way of life i understand being suspicious but i don't think there's some crazy secret motivation take it from a former cop
yeah he didn't tell anyone about josuke i don't know if he even knew i don't know which is worse
but anyway so for reasons i'm not gonna get into a bunch of my family got sick because of some shit i had to deal with turns out josuke was four years old then and he got sick too
none of us knew it i didn't even know until he told me when i got here
huh your family's got weird shit going on jotaro i'd ask how a kid in japan got sick while the rest of you were elsewhere but don't worry about it sounds like a long story
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im personally not in a hurry to get back to the afterlife
heaven? i guess it was heaven. or on the way to it. i don't know, but i was definitely dead.
but as much time as i've got with him here, i'm gonna try to use it wisely
no i get it.
there aren't a lot of people i feel comfortable with
or people i think who are gonna understand my special brand of bullshit
jp's still kind of stupid tho
i say that with a lot of fondness
he's an ok guy
apparently my friends end up meeting up with him after i die
crazy right?
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i mean
i'm pretty sure i saw someone go there but i didn't know if
wait
does that sound weird
that i'm pretty sure i saw someone's...
i don't know
ghost?
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whatever i experienced im not sure
but it was the afterlife for sure
that's not weird at all
you probably saw a ghost
reimi used to be one
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i guess that explains a lot
explains where jiji went too until i dragged him back
so they dragged you guys out of heaven to come here
that's kind of fucked up
that they can do that, i mean
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i don't know if it's really on purpose
the scientists claim they don't know anything
but you know what? even if it was on purpose, i'd thank them.
i wouldn't have met reimi or mohammed then
or had a second shot with some of my friends.
people can bitch about this moon shit all they want and yeah sometimes it sucks, but i'd rather be here than anywhere else right now so long as they're with me.
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had his blood drained out and everything
they said he was dead and there was no helping it, he was just gone
so i made them put the vampire's blood back into him
and restarted his heart
and he woke up
i don't really know how that worked
i know i saw him go to heaven
so i guess somebody in heaven saw what i was trying to do and threw him back down
i don't have any other explanation for it
i don't understand what this place wants with any of us either
but i guess
if it's been good for some people
giving them another chance and everything
then i don't really mind it
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i have no idea how that would work
but hey when vampires get involved i have no idea what shit can go down
far as i can tell, our being here is just an accident and they're trying to accommodate us
so just get comfortable until you go home jotaro
make some friends
that kind of shit
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it sounds like a sex joke but i can't tell if you're joking or not
you make it sound like this is space retirement or something
sit back and let the aliens take care of you
or suck dick on camera for people on the "internet"
some girl wanted me to do that
do you think it's a bribe
moonlacing
do you think it only feels good to bribe us into doing it
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i mean
i personally don't suck dick on camera
or have anyway
but i guess she liked how your mouth looked
not really
i just think it's their way of life
i understand being suspicious but i don't think there's some crazy secret motivation
take it from a former cop
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[JUST COULDN'T HOLD THAT ONE BACK, JOTARO, COULD YOU. JUST HAD TO ONE-LINER. THE TIMING OF THIS JOKE IS ALREADY LONG PAST, YOU DISASTER.]
a former cop huh
well okay
i guess i can accept a former cop making my friend avdol happy
stay away from my daughter though
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[NOT FUNNY KID]
first of all aren't you like a high schooler
second of all i'm gay so that won't happen anyway
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[clearly his one-liner was just too sick for this guy to handle. that's definitely what just happened here.]
yeah she's older than me
which is kind of weird to get used to
but i can't just not be her dad
so i guess i have a daughter now
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i dont envy you honestly i already got like two brats to look after and they're not even mine but i guess they are now
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i don't know it could be worse
like finding out that my grandpa cheated on my grandma
sometimes knowing the future isn't worth it
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wait
holy shit
your grandpa is josuke's dad
i need to kick his ass
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wait
why are you kicking his ass
back off i'm kicking it first
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he wasnt even there for josuke
that's really fucked up!!
go ahead i'll watch
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believe me there's a lot more reason than that to be pissed off
but it's a long story
do you think if i kill him now we'll all stop existing
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cheating on his wife and not doing anything about it
what the fuck
maybe
we'd have to seriously consider if it's worth it
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i don't know if he even knew
i don't know which is worse
but anyway
so for reasons i'm not gonna get into a bunch of my family got sick
because of some shit i had to deal with
turns out josuke was four years old then
and he got sick too
none of us knew it
i didn't even know until he told me when i got here
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your family's got weird shit going on jotaro
i'd ask how a kid in japan got sick while the rest of you were elsewhere but don't worry about it
sounds like a long story
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that's not weird enough already ?
it is
avdol's actually the one who explained it to me
ask him sometime if you want
he'll tell you
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unless a stand made your family sick i don't see the connection
i might
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or maybe i should say detective
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i fell out of that awhile ago
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