is that a sex joke it sounds like a sex joke but i can't tell if you're joking or not
you make it sound like this is space retirement or something sit back and let the aliens take care of you or suck dick on camera for people on the "internet" some girl wanted me to do that
do you think it's a bribe moonlacing do you think it only feels good to bribe us into doing it
i mean i personally don't suck dick on camera or have anyway but i guess she liked how your mouth looked
not really i just think it's their way of life i understand being suspicious but i don't think there's some crazy secret motivation take it from a former cop
yeah he didn't tell anyone about josuke i don't know if he even knew i don't know which is worse
but anyway so for reasons i'm not gonna get into a bunch of my family got sick because of some shit i had to deal with turns out josuke was four years old then and he got sick too
none of us knew it i didn't even know until he told me when i got here
huh your family's got weird shit going on jotaro i'd ask how a kid in japan got sick while the rest of you were elsewhere but don't worry about it sounds like a long story
right so, according to avdol, if someone gets one who can't handle it i mean the kind of person who doesn't have a fighting spirit then it starts killing them instead
josuke was four years old you think a four year old has a fighting spirit
point taken i didn't realize he had it so fucking young to be honest kakyoin jp and mohammed are the first ones i met who were born with stands everyone else got theirs a different way
im guessing the way you got your stand isn't how i got mine either but it was specific to your family a trigger of some kind but you didn't get sick so someone else you knew did since you didn't know about josuke until now
i believe avdol he's the expert but i'm not sure that her stand did that because she was weak i saw it and what it was doing to her it was a parasite devouring her
so i'm not sure if it's that she couldn't control it sometimes i wonder if maybe if somehow she knew what it did that it was a stand made to hurt people like that and because she would never use a stand like it maybe somehow she made it attack herself like she was trying to keep everyone else safe making it attack her
maybe i'm wrong but that seems like the kind of thing she would do even without realizing it
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it sounds like a sex joke but i can't tell if you're joking or not
you make it sound like this is space retirement or something
sit back and let the aliens take care of you
or suck dick on camera for people on the "internet"
some girl wanted me to do that
do you think it's a bribe
moonlacing
do you think it only feels good to bribe us into doing it
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i mean
i personally don't suck dick on camera
or have anyway
but i guess she liked how your mouth looked
not really
i just think it's their way of life
i understand being suspicious but i don't think there's some crazy secret motivation
take it from a former cop
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[JUST COULDN'T HOLD THAT ONE BACK, JOTARO, COULD YOU. JUST HAD TO ONE-LINER. THE TIMING OF THIS JOKE IS ALREADY LONG PAST, YOU DISASTER.]
a former cop huh
well okay
i guess i can accept a former cop making my friend avdol happy
stay away from my daughter though
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[NOT FUNNY KID]
first of all aren't you like a high schooler
second of all i'm gay so that won't happen anyway
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[clearly his one-liner was just too sick for this guy to handle. that's definitely what just happened here.]
yeah she's older than me
which is kind of weird to get used to
but i can't just not be her dad
so i guess i have a daughter now
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i dont envy you honestly i already got like two brats to look after and they're not even mine but i guess they are now
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i don't know it could be worse
like finding out that my grandpa cheated on my grandma
sometimes knowing the future isn't worth it
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wait
holy shit
your grandpa is josuke's dad
i need to kick his ass
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wait
why are you kicking his ass
back off i'm kicking it first
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he wasnt even there for josuke
that's really fucked up!!
go ahead i'll watch
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believe me there's a lot more reason than that to be pissed off
but it's a long story
do you think if i kill him now we'll all stop existing
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cheating on his wife and not doing anything about it
what the fuck
maybe
we'd have to seriously consider if it's worth it
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i don't know if he even knew
i don't know which is worse
but anyway
so for reasons i'm not gonna get into a bunch of my family got sick
because of some shit i had to deal with
turns out josuke was four years old then
and he got sick too
none of us knew it
i didn't even know until he told me when i got here
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your family's got weird shit going on jotaro
i'd ask how a kid in japan got sick while the rest of you were elsewhere but don't worry about it
sounds like a long story
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that's not weird enough already ?
it is
avdol's actually the one who explained it to me
ask him sometime if you want
he'll tell you
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unless a stand made your family sick i don't see the connection
i might
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or maybe i should say detective
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i fell out of that awhile ago
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do you know what a stand is
why some people get them and some people don't i mean
what it represents
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or represents your soul
trust me i think about it all the fucking time and what it says about me
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so, according to avdol, if someone gets one who can't handle it
i mean the kind of person who doesn't have a fighting spirit
then it starts killing them instead
josuke was four years old
you think a four year old has a fighting spirit
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i didn't realize he had it so fucking young
to be honest kakyoin jp and mohammed are the first ones i met who were born with stands
everyone else got theirs a different way
im guessing the way you got your stand isn't how i got mine either
but it was specific to your family
a trigger of some kind
but you didn't get sick
so someone else you knew did
since you didn't know about josuke until now
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my mom
i believe avdol he's the expert
but i'm not sure that her stand did that because she was weak
i saw it and what it was doing to her
it was a parasite
devouring her
so i'm not sure if it's that she couldn't control it
sometimes i wonder if maybe
if somehow she knew what it did
that it was a stand made to hurt people like that
and because she would never use a stand like it
maybe somehow she made it attack herself
like she was trying to keep everyone else safe
making it attack her
maybe i'm wrong
but that seems like the kind of thing she would do
even without realizing it
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that's why you went on your trip
to save your mom
ive never heard of a stand doing that shit before
but then i guess anything's possible
it's hard to say
but either way i think i get it now
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except that he's dead and i still have my stand
so i don't really know how that works
but people from the future say my mom is still alive
so i guess i'm just choosing to believe them
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