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[starmark]

is that really what we're calling it

being grounded from church

[manuscripture]

Do you have a better thing to call it? I'm all ears.

[starmark]

i don't know, taking a religious...uh

hibernation?

grounded from church makes it sound like you're going to sneak out your bedroom window and go to church anyway

[manuscripture]

Mom didn't take my key away so I can still go to church with any door in the house.

The important thing is that I have my mansion back at home in Dyster. I don't know what I did but I did something kind of neat.

... Despite events.

[starmark]

i can't believe you own this many pieces of property

what're we going to do with the mansion

[manuscripture]

Not sure yet.

Unless you want to visit for a tour without any of our company bothering us.

[ rohan please ]

[starmark]

so you ARE planning to sneak out on your grounding and go to church

and now you want me to be an accomplice, huh

[manuscripture]

I can always say it was your idea.

[starmark]

maybe i went to church and you just came after to stop me

although don't get me wrong, i do think josuke has a point

but a supervised field trip might be okay

[manuscripture]

Oh please. I'm just showing you around my actual house, not making you commit ritual bloodletting.

It will be fun, Jotaro. Maybe YOU will enjoy all of my furniture from the sets of movies.

[starmark]

i like movies. i've mentioned before that my great-grandmother lives in hollywood right

is that really how you furnish your house though? with movie stuff?

[manuscripture]

I have the whole main furniture set from Pretty Woman in my front room.

[starmark]

i wouldn't have guessed you for the pretty woman type

[manuscripture]

I try to take a whack at anything.

What type AM I?

[starmark]

obscure foreign art films with subtitles

...

or thrillers with a lot of intrigue and murder

[manuscripture]

I am actually more of the latter and always have been. Nice guess.

To be fair, I did completely peg you as a mystery guy. The Jotaro at home loves a good investigation when he isn't plucking at starfish like a seagull.

[starmark]

that's because he's pretending he's columbo

i mean i assume that's what he's doing

that's what i would be doing if i were him

...

which i am

[manuscripture]

I never got around to asking if he was playing Columbo.

If you say it is, then it must be true.

I shouldn't be thinking of you as two different entities but there are some marked differences with the similarities.

[starmark]

i mean i guess we kind of are?

as far as i know he never kissed you or anything, right

which by the way

he's missing out

[manuscripture]

No. No, he has not.

I mean, he also isn't a dragon.

Which I think is a much better aesthetic. It's fits you more than it would fit him.

[starmark]

well now i'm curious

what kind of aesthetic would fit him

like do you think he would've turned into something different than what i did, if he'd come here

[manuscripture]

Take you now and invert it.

He wears white, and a sweatervest, and is pretty much clean-cut from head to toe.

It makes me wonder if he would have been something else, honestly.

i mean mer always counts because i see that being a thing

a dolphin mer

[starmark]

what the hell am i doing wearing WHITE

and a SWEATERVEST

the fuck kind of guy do i become

are you sure that's not the work of an enemy stand

[manuscripture]

Don't ask me, I didn't put you through Super Puberty.

Your future looks grim. I'm sorry that I was the person who had to reveal this to you.

[starmark]

i can't believe you're not fucking with me except for the fact that i can tell you're not fucking with me

do i at least still wear my chain

and my hat

i don't stop wearing my hat do i