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[starmark]

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[manuscripture]

I have the whole main furniture set from Pretty Woman in my front room.

[starmark]

i wouldn't have guessed you for the pretty woman type

[manuscripture]

I try to take a whack at anything.

What type AM I?

[starmark]

obscure foreign art films with subtitles

...

or thrillers with a lot of intrigue and murder

[manuscripture]

I am actually more of the latter and always have been. Nice guess.

To be fair, I did completely peg you as a mystery guy. The Jotaro at home loves a good investigation when he isn't plucking at starfish like a seagull.

[starmark]

that's because he's pretending he's columbo

i mean i assume that's what he's doing

that's what i would be doing if i were him

...

which i am

[manuscripture]

I never got around to asking if he was playing Columbo.

If you say it is, then it must be true.

I shouldn't be thinking of you as two different entities but there are some marked differences with the similarities.

[starmark]

i mean i guess we kind of are?

as far as i know he never kissed you or anything, right

which by the way

he's missing out

[manuscripture]

No. No, he has not.

I mean, he also isn't a dragon.

Which I think is a much better aesthetic. It's fits you more than it would fit him.

[starmark]

well now i'm curious

what kind of aesthetic would fit him

like do you think he would've turned into something different than what i did, if he'd come here

[manuscripture]

Take you now and invert it.

He wears white, and a sweatervest, and is pretty much clean-cut from head to toe.

It makes me wonder if he would have been something else, honestly.

i mean mer always counts because i see that being a thing

a dolphin mer

[starmark]

what the hell am i doing wearing WHITE

and a SWEATERVEST

the fuck kind of guy do i become

are you sure that's not the work of an enemy stand

[manuscripture]

Don't ask me, I didn't put you through Super Puberty.

Your future looks grim. I'm sorry that I was the person who had to reveal this to you.

[starmark]

i can't believe you're not fucking with me except for the fact that i can tell you're not fucking with me

do i at least still wear my chain

and my hat

i don't stop wearing my hat do i

[manuscripture]

No on the chain.

Yes on the hat, but it's also white.

This sounds traumatic for you. Do you need a hug? ]

[starmark]

if i say yes are you actually going to give me one

with all 40 feet of your scaly ass

[manuscripture]

I was going to go with a vanilla hug but if you want to see how much I CAN hug you, I can take a whack at it.

I don't think I can cover you with all forty.

[starmark]

i dunno

i like experiments, so why not both

[manuscripture]

I know you like experiments. I remember our last foray that I heard you told Josuke all about.

[starmark]

i didn't tell him ALL about it

they need better hobbies i s2g

[manuscripture]

There wasn't much to tell.

That's dead in the water anyway so I'll let it slide.

So you are serious about the hug thing, are you?

[starmark]

what's dead in the water? hopefully not josuke

yeah i'm kind of serious

what are you gonna do about it

[manuscripture]

I mean the impacts of the biting incident.

If you are serious, come up here, I'll indulge you and take you on a field trip.

Fair?

[starmark]

sneaking out the window after dark, that's pretty rebellious, rohan

ok i'm on my way up

[And off he goes!]