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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[starmark]

you looked it up just so that you could call me stella mia

seriously

[lapidarius]

yes

i mean

why not

i thought it might be impressive

[starmark]

did you look up what you wanted me to call you back?

[lapidarius]

no

i wanted you to come up with that on your own, i figured that if you did i could look it up later

[starmark]

so you're leaving it up to me, la lontra del mio cuore?

okay then.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, JOTARO.

[lapidarius]

you know i'm going to check that, right

so

just in case it's something that i'm going to have to call you an idiot for, now is your only chance to change it

[He might not know Italian, but he sure as hell knows you.]

[starmark]

well

do you want me to try to flatter you, or do you want me to speak from the heart

you only get one or the other

[lapidarius]

i want the latter

and even if i call you an idiot, that just means you're my idiot and i love you, stella mia

[starmark]

then i guess maybe i should've said you only get one or the otter

ti amo, lontra mia

[lapidarius]

Ti amo, la mia stella lucente.

do you want to go out sometime soon?

like on a date, i mean

we're running pretty short on food and it might be kind of weird to turn hunting into a date but

i don't know, it might be kind of fun to just do something together.

[starmark]

now you're asking me out

who are you and what have you done with kakyoin

[lapidarius]

i'm pretty sure a temperance joke would be in poor taste right about now

i'm still myself, i just guess i wanted to try a different angle today or something

is that bad

[starmark]

hmm

that sounds like the kind of thing an impostor would say

if i'm going to be sure i'll have to make sure you're my noriaki in a way that can't be faked

with kisses, probably

[lapidarius]

looks like i'll just have to prove who i am no matter how difficult it might be

that's okay, i think i can handle doing something like that

[starmark]

i hope you're ready to be made subject to my exacting scrutiny

i'll leave no inch unkissed

this is too important to do a half-assed job on

[lapidarius]

fortunately by virtue of not being an impostor i know exactly what the real kakyoin would say here

kakatte koi ξ◥▶◀◤✧

[starmark]

hmmm

okay you make a good case but i still think i better kiss you to be sure



my answer is yes, by the way

or i guess i should say "i accept"

the date, i mean

[lapidarius]

and as your designated tactician i have to call that an excellent plan

on both counts

it's a date, then