...i don't think giorno's ever gotten a present for his birthday
so i know this sounds kind of tacky because gifts are supposed to be "oh it's the thought that counts not the number of them" but you could also give him like a hundred presents and i guarantee he's never had a birthday like that before
i dunno i mean he was like I DONT CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY so maybe ill give it to him on the 31st but anyway ill just put it all in my room i mean he doesnt come in much usually im in his room not vice versa
[This is, probably, because Polnareff's room still looks pretty unlived in. Nobody really wants to spend time there.] (youre definitely not going to beat me i have years of experience at this jotaro)
oye yeah lets do that too while were out i want gold paint
[Or maybe red? He knows fuckall about room decoration, but he knows what he likes.]
jotaro youre 18 im 22 you have years of experience but ive lived longer you just cant beat me when i started playing you were still trying to get used to your voice breaking
[There are like six parts to this text that's huffing about, and he can't even respond at first. Like, buddy, don't you even talk about denial, oh my god. But, eventually:]
deal
[Because shit, that's a good offer. He has to think about that for a minute or two more, because he can't just offer something shitty in response. The stakes have to be equally high for both of them.]
you have to be nice for a full day not you nice but i mean SMILEY nice lots of smiling and "can i help you" and being really friendly to everyone you meet which will be a lot of people because we'll go out that day
[He goes immediately-- not because he expects Jotaro there so soon, but because it's a good chance to sit and smoke and contemplate what the hell he's going to get Giorno.]
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...i don't think giorno's ever gotten a present for his birthday
so i know this sounds kind of tacky because gifts are supposed to be "oh it's the thought that counts not the number of them" but you could also give him like a hundred presents and i guarantee he's never had a birthday like that before
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[He's definitely going to get him a ton of presents. Like, as many as he can.]
what the fuck
youre going to help me right??
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chocolate pudding is a big winner but like...any food would be good probably
and kid stuff. toys. games. it sounds stupid with how old he is but don't treat him like an adult, just for one day. just let him be a kid.
you can look through the toy store i own if you want
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yeah
are you around now can we go soon
im gonna make him a cake but ill get him some food too
maybe ill make him some french food
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that was the secret by the way the thing i was telling you about the other day
for kakyoin
i got him an arcade and now i guess i run the store that houses it
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like
on a whim
[They'll return to Giorno in a minute, just-- hang on.]
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he likes video games and i wanted to make him happy
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i went to see him he was pretty much just setting up camp there
[Wow, though. That . . . is a hell of a gift to give. An entire arcade, and he must have cashed in a ton of favors to get it.]
was the toy store a coincidence or did you want one of those as well
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the upstairs is cool it looks like some kind of yakuza pool hall and that's mine too so
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you're not giving it to him until next week right
(business first and then we can talk about how I'M going to kick YOUR ass at pool)
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but anyway ill just put it all in my room
i mean he doesnt come in much usually im in his room not vice versa
[This is, probably, because Polnareff's room still looks pretty unlived in. Nobody really wants to spend time there.]
(youre definitely not going to beat me i have years of experience at this jotaro)
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they have paint and shit if you want to change the room around at all
(and you think i don't???)
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lets do that too while were out
i want gold paint
[Or maybe red? He knows fuckall about room decoration, but he knows what he likes.]
jotaro youre 18
im 22
you have years of experience but ive lived longer
you just cant beat me
when i started playing you were still trying to get used to your voice breaking
1/2
gold paint oh my god
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yes
what do you want
i mean not money obviously we cant bet on that because we live in this weird NO MONEY society but
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[JOTARO OH MY GOD]
if i win you have to advertise my business
like a mascot
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deal
[Because shit, that's a good offer. He has to think about that for a minute or two more, because he can't just offer something shitty in response. The stakes have to be equally high for both of them.]
you have to be nice for a full day
not you nice but i mean SMILEY nice
lots of smiling and "can i help you" and being really friendly to everyone you meet
which will be a lot of people because we'll go out that day
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because you're going to lose
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where are you anyway
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i'll meet you by the front door whenever?
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[He goes immediately-- not because he expects Jotaro there so soon, but because it's a good chance to sit and smoke and contemplate what the hell he's going to get Giorno.]