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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[starmark]

He's not an old man, is he.

[lapidarius]

He's not a single damn day over twenty.

[starmark]

Okay. Don't let him get away.

Knock him out if you have to. Remember he doesn't have Hermit Purple but he can probably still use Hamon.

[lapidarius]

And I have Hierophant. 'Don't let him get away' is what I do.

...Also, Caesar might be on his way to beat the living hell out of him.

[starmark]

...

What kind of beat the hell out of him.

[lapidarius]

[...How to put this without completely breaking Jotaro's brain with very well-founded suspicions.]

The kind where he probably won't die, but he sure as hell won't be happy.

[starmark]

Is it the way I would beat the hell out of you.

[lapidarius]

I am not going to confirm or deny that, because Caesar is not someone I want punching me in the face for assuming things.

[beat]

Yes. Yes, it is exactly that way.

[starmark]

He doesn't hit that hard.

[JOTARO THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT THE POINT]

I thought so. He's pretty messed up on Jiji.

[lapidarius]

Yeah.

I kind of recognized that sort of messed up.

[starmark]

I know. You're a lot alike.

...No offense.

[SPOILERS: HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT EVEN HE IS IMPLYING HERE]

[lapidarius]

[...jotaro.]

No, I noticed that too. Probably a little too similar.

[starmark]

He reminds me of me sometimes, too.

The way he fights. I used to fight like that.

[lapidarius]

Yeah, I've seen him fight.

[...firsthand]

This might get a little difficult even without Caesar breaking every bone in his body.

[starmark]

OK well

i told him who i am

[lapidarius]

I'm stuck at the 'fake charming until I figure out what to do next' stage.

If you have any advice for that, I'd love to hear it.

[starmark]

i hate this so much

why the fuck are we so bad at this, every time one of them comes here we fuck it up

i'm saying we but i mostly mean me

[lapidarius]

It's not our fault the city can't pick a single coherent timeline! Even I don't make plans for this time travel bullshit!

[Breathe, Kakyoin.]

We'll figure it out. It can't go half as badly as things almost did with Jonathan.

[starmark]

...shit did anybody tell jonathan

whoops

[lapidarius]

[...]

SHIT, DID ANYONE TELL YOUR MOTHER

[starmark]

fuck

[lapidarius]

i take it back

we already fucked it up

i can not believe we fucked it up this fast.

[starmark]

I CAN

IT INVOLVES JIJI

EVERYTHING GETS FUCKED UP THIS FAST WHEN IT INVOLVES JIJI

[lapidarius]

[you know what you're absolutely right]

[joseph joestar is an alignment entirely to himself and well off the chart]

[chaotic jojo]

You should handle talking to your mother. I'll keep him here a little longer even if I have to tie him to the chair and hang him from the ceiling.

And I'll try to make sure Caesar doesn't brutally murder him on the spot.

[starmark]

look he sort of trusts me right now i think

i'm pretty sure he believed me when i told him about who i am

just

he's really confused right now and all this stupid shit isn't going to help things any