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Jotaro Kujo ([personal profile] starmark) wrote2019-11-17 04:17 pm
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Jotaro Kujo JJBA: Stardust Crusaders
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moonblessing Sanguis
miraclewhip: also smells, in general (Wallachia man smells bullshit)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-05-04 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If there is any further explanation behind not wanting to keep track of favours, he doesn't seem to be offering it outright. Instead he looks over the contents of the pot, tilting his head while he decides whether he wants to fuck with Jotaro by saying that the thicker noodles look way more like worms, or- ]

What the shit, these aren't noodles. They're all wet and floppy.
miraclewhip: (Jef94od)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-05-04 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
The ones in the packets are all crunchy.

[ What was that he said before about trying not to piss of sanguises? APPARENTLY IT DOESN'T APPLY HERE.

But he does serve himself some of the noodles, because he does actually want food. ]
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-05-04 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ So the words 'I care' are kind of magic words when it comes to dealing with Trevor. Anything like them. A statement that something matters. And so he shuts up, long enough to finish serving himself and set about eating. To take his first few mouthfuls in silence and actually consider them rather than just interacting with them the same way he usually interacts with food and trying to not starve as efficiently as possible. To eat the slower way that he usually only eats when Cordis is up. ]

So this is how it's meant to taste?
miraclewhip: (ING5ycL)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-05-04 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Eating is useful, because it means he doesn't have to speak right away. There's a built-in reason to not respond immediately and he takes advantage of it, taking another few mouthfuls before he speaks again. ]

What changed?

[ It seems like the natural question. Even if he's half expecting 'and then I met this rad vampire who taught me the error of my ways'. Jotaro said he cared, and so at least for now he's trying. ]
miraclewhip: (i21oWie)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-05-05 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Doctor-? [ It's easy enough to guess who Jotaro's talking about from context, but he's never seen 'Doctor' abbreviated like that. ] Oh.

[ It's almost laughable, isn't it? How pathetic the person he is sounds when it's someone else. It's also kind of laughable how predictable that all is. How he probably already knew, or why would he have gone out of his way to actually eat properly for the few days before offering Alucard blood? He knew that Alucard would be the exact fucking type to make a big deal of it. ]

Did it change anything? The eating better shit?
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-05-05 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ His expression doesn't really change. Relaxes a little, maybe, though it wasn't particularly tense before. There's no pity. He doesn't look away. ]

You had to break living down into stupid little tasks with rules. That you could do right or fuck up and you'd know right away whether you did it right or fucked up.

[ He considers the noodles, and his tone is even. ]

Where if you follow all the rules to the fucking letter, it just works. Like it should.
miraclewhip: suspects that 'bleach' may not in fact be good to get drunk on (Wallachia man suspicious of bottle)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-05-05 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Less than most. Spent most of my life pretty far inland. Closest I'd know anything useful about is how to deal with the shit you might find out there.

[ He pokes idly at a vegetable that isn't, for once, a sliver of mystery green stuff rehydrated into something resembling a piece of paper that thought about a spring onion once. He's still thinking about the cooking thing, in truth. ]

A lot of it boils down to 'if you see a horse in the sea, that's weird and you shouldn't try to ride it', which seems like common sense.
miraclewhip: (4M1ObQ5)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-05-05 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ He listens, despite the fact that Jotaro has not given proper confirmation that if he encounters a horse in the water he will not try to ride it. ]

Oh. That was a metaphor. [ And he lets go of his spoon for a moment. He could fuss at the food to pretend that that's the reason for the long silence but- at this point, there's no deception in it. ] Yeah.

It's fucked up. Things are so much easier here. I always know I'm going to be able to eat. Him and you are the only people who've ever even heard my name, as far as I know. Weird shit happens, but everyone ends up more or less safe. Can't even fucking die for real. Everything should be- you know. Better.

And it's not. Half the time it feels harder. Nothing but time to think.
miraclewhip: (4M1ObQ5)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-05-05 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
It's perfectly reasonable to want to be sure you're not going to ride a water horse.

[ Rude. But he sighs. This is the most emotionally fraught conversation about noodles he's ever had with a dragon. ]

...yeah. That. You'd think it'd be an improvement, to go from everyone wanting you dead to nobody caring that much. But you know how to deal with everyone wanting you dead.

You know, I could tell you anything you wanted to hear about things half the world doesn't even believe are real. Couldn't tell you the first fucking thing about how you go about being a human.
miraclewhip: (44zgoAA)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-05-07 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
There, was that so hard?

[ He watches Jotaro's hands, follows the motion of his finger to look at the perfectly servicable mug. It has a handle. It can hold liquids. Or, in this case, clay made of thief bone. It's a mug, Jotaro. It can have boybands on it and it doesn't make it a bad mug. ]

You've known better humans than me, I suppose.
miraclewhip: steal from K-mart (Wallachia man says Illuminati made him)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-05-15 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Better humans than I've known, I mean. Never really thought of that kind of shit as a defining characteristic of humanity.

[ He puts a lot of thought into his noodles, at that, because they're not the conversation. They're- good. And it's weird to think that. Weird to care what food tastes like. Wrong. He'd be furious with himself for it a few months ago, for the pointlessness of it. ]

Don't ride the water horse. They're sticky.
miraclewhip: (nTUKGVB)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-05-16 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty much. Most of them don't mean any harm, they just- they're sticky. And they like humans, and get excited if they encounter them. Fight over them sometimes, so if you don't drown then you get stuck to two different horses going in opposite directions get your skin ripped off by the losing one. Best way to deal with them is to throw them someone's clothes. Makes them happy.

[ FACTS ABOUT STICKY WET HORSES. ]

Thanks. Did I say thanks before? For being there for him. It's not that I'm not trying to do right by him, but- shit.

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