[ Joseph is way too old in his time to be much of a troublemaker but he did blow up Josuke's credit card trying to buy baby stuff. He's also met the younger version of his father, who absolutely is a troublemaker. ]
what do you mean .... me and a sanguis friend are gonna cancel each other out or something?
when summer rolls in we should hit up the beach!! we could find you lots of starfish to look at
[ but Josuke will not touch any of them. ]
i don't know about vampires but the that moon stuff could be pretty useful. you should write one of those nature books one day i'm sure it'll help lots of people [ he says, like publishing a book is such an easy thing. Josuke has no concept of this. ]
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what the fuck josuke
did you at least ask first
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and i healed him afterward too
the moon phases just make us do some fucked up shit
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fucking vampires
fucking jiji
okay
i have some books about vampires
we can try some stuff and see if vampire stuff works on you
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you mean like, garlic or whatever?
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it's a long story
apparently garlic is kind of insulting to vampires
i was thinking more like we could toss you in holy water
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[ did he have some vampire in him all along, this is too much for a young boy to take ]
if it'll keep me in check during the moon phase i don't mind trying. where would we get holy water though?
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i've just learned if something is bullshit it's probably jiji's fault somehow
anyway
probably what you need is a sanguis
i think around here that works better than vampire remedies
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[ Joseph is way too old in his time to be much of a troublemaker but he did blow up Josuke's credit card trying to buy baby stuff. He's also met the younger version of his father, who absolutely is a troublemaker. ]
what do you mean .... me and a sanguis friend are gonna cancel each other out or something?
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i think they're supposed to go together
seems like it anyway
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[ ???? well, he's surprisingly okay with that as long as the other person is reasonable about it. ]
actually, you might be right about them going together
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like when you get a craving or something
i think if a sanguis tells you to cut that shit out you'll want to listen
i mean not you but like
the bat part
the iris part will want to listen to the sanguis part
i think
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even here, it's like you've got all the answers, huh?
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researching i guess
didn't you say i have a ph.d. in the future
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[ and maybe he's proud about that by association. ]
you're a straight up dr. kujo!!!!
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yeah that sounds like something i would do i think
anyway
i haven't seen any starfish here yet
but there are moons
moons and vampires so that's what i'm reading about now
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[ but Josuke will not touch any of them. ]
i don't know about vampires but the that moon stuff could be pretty useful. you should write one of those nature books one day i'm sure it'll help lots of people [ he says, like publishing a book is such an easy thing. Josuke has no concept of this. ]
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or are you just saying that because of me
there are probably lots of books already about the moons
i bet it's a popular topic
at least around here
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[ so yes, he would only be doing that for you, Jotaro. he loves you. ]
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that's nyasty [ typo ... ]