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[starmark]

. . . Yare yare. What is it? Hurry up and say something already.



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[digiorno]

not ones that have tried to kill you? trying to murder me is not cute

[starmark]

kakyoin tried to murder me

he's cute

[digiorno]

. . . he is the exception that proves the rule i guess

[starmark]

fake kakyoin wasn't cute though

did i ever tell you about the fake kakyoin i had to fight

[digiorno]

what

no

what the fuck

[starmark]

this fucking guy impersonated kakyoin and i think went on a date with me

looking back on it i think it was kind of a date

meanwhile kakyoin was back at the hotel thinking i'd ditched him so he went sunbathing in his school uniform instead

anyway a guy stole the fake kakyoin's wallet so fake kakyoin snapped him in half

...which is why i wasn't sure if he was real kakyoin for a while honestly

[digiorno]

i'm imagining you drooling a little

anyway: our lives are really stupid and i'm glad kakyoin was okay during all of this but our lives are really stupid

was it a good date until the snapping in half

[starmark]

not really, there was this girl who was tagging along with us and i think she wanted it to be a date too, she kept hanging off my arm and stuff

anyway every time fake kakyoin ate something he got bigger because his stand was this weird yellow putty shit that stuck to everything and let him change his appearance and whatever

and then some got on me so i lit myself on fire but that didn't get it off

...

you know telling this story in retrospect makes it sound a lot more fucked up than it seemed at the time

[digiorno]

our lives are pretty fucked up fratello

fake kakyoin sounds gross though

[starmark]

he used honorifics too but he got all of them wrong

and he rolled his vowels and consonants way too much

and he did this fucked up thing with his tongue except it turns out kakyoin also does that so who the fuck even knows anymore

[digiorno]

wait

what fucked up thing

[starmark]

the rero thing

you've seen him do it before haven't you

with his tongue

[digiorno]

i have no idea what you're talking about

what the hell is rero

[starmark]

he does a thing with his tongue

like he licks cherries

just the outside of them

and like

...

okay you know how if you give jolie a rock she'll throw it around in her hands while she lies on her back and make those noises like it's the best day of her life

imagine that except the rock is a cherry and jolie is kakyoin's tongue

[digiorno]

JESUS CHRIST

[starmark]

I KNOW

I'VE WITNESSED IT

I KNOW

[digiorno]

WHY DOES HE DO THAT JOTARO

[starmark]

I DON'T KNOW FRATELLO

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

[digiorno]

this is so much worse than you being a nudist

[starmark]

grow him a cherry and i bet he'll do it

rero rero rero reroh my god

[digiorno]

I DON'T WANT TO

[starmark]

i'm gonna get him to do it now

sometime when you're around

you won't know when

nothing is sacred any longer

[digiorno]

what

WHY

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME

[starmark]

i don't know but now's a pretty good time to convince me not to

[digiorno]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONVINCE YOU