[Oh, well, he was subtle and look what it got him: nothing. So, instead, he goes for the blunt approach, which is after all the best.]

Who, exactly, is the one wearing lipstick in this relationship? Because last I heard all Kakyoin had was heels, Jotaro.

[And then, once he's gotten the more important query out of the way, he adds:]

Anyway, it's not about it tasting good, it's-- y'know-- for looking sexy. And it gets really sexy once it's all smeared and stuff, that's how you know you've done well.