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[starmark]

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< nevercrywolf >

[starmark]

why are you doing nice shit for me on your own birthday

shouldn't it be the other way around??

[loveisanopendoor]

UGH this is why I didn't want Elsa putting my birthday out in the open like that!!! Just because it's my birthday doesn't mean that everyone has to treat me special or do nice things for me, it's just like any other day!!

But the way I like to celebrate is by giving everyone else gifts! So I have something for Rohan, too. I had to make up for the painting somehow...

Oh, thank you for that, by the way!

[starmark]

...it's like the one day of the year when everybody has to treat you special and you don't even want it???

anyway uh

whenever is fine but i guess at night would be better or closer to sunset at least anyway

[loveisanopendoor]

I'd rather people treat me special normally, not because they have to because it's a certain day!! And even then I mean, I dunno. I never really thought of it as anything all that special.

I'll head there at night, then!

[starmark]

[Okay. Well. ...Good, that'll at least give him the time to half-ass something so he doesn't feel like a complete idiot seeing this girl on her literal actual birthday and pretending like it doesn't even exist.

...This is going to be stupid as hell.]

ok just come on up when you do and i'll make sure there's at least a path through rohan's stuff in case you try to come inside

and that he hasn't broken any mirrors again

[loveisanopendoor]

Why would he have broken any of his mirrors? That doesn't seem very safe if there's broken glass everywhere...but I'll tell you when I'm leaving, I promise! Just so I'm not catching you off guard or anything!

I wouldn't wanna impose, though, so I'll be quick, don't worry!

[starmark]

i guess when he looks in them they shatter

it's pretty funny

but it's fine because my skin is pretty hard lately so even something like glass doesn't scratch it

[loveisanopendoor]

Wait, seriously?! Oh my Gosh, that's pretty bad...

[ But also kind of funny even if she's not going to say that out loud... ]

He's probably not taking that very well, considering him. I didn't know you were literally thick-skinned, though, I thought that was just a figure of speech

i am so sorry i was slow on this it was a rough week mea culpa

[starmark]

well i mean

i guess it comes with having scales

uh

because i do

have scales now

and some other stuff

No worries friend!!!!!

[loveisanopendoor]

Scales?? Oh gosh...I'm so sorry on the one hand but on the other that sounds kind of cool??

[starmark]

they're purple and kind of all over my back

...

near my wings

that's part of the other stuff i mentioned

[loveisanopendoor]

Wait, scales and..

...

Jotaro, are you a DRAGON?!?! OH MY GOSH NO WAY THAT'S ACTUALLY AWESOME

Do you breathe fire?! Can you fly around?! What about treasure, do you keep hoards of it?!

[starmark]

oh my god stop

i mean

yeah i breathe fire sort of but usually by accident

and i'm getting better at flying sort of

i'm not a hoarder though that's rohan

[loveisanopendoor]

LUCKY!!!! I mean it wouldn't be if you accidentally burned anything down but BREATHING FIRE omg you HAVE to show me

And flying, too!! I've always wanted to go flying!! You're a big guy so you can probably go wherever you want, too!! That's so awesome!!!!

[starmark]

i can't take you flying if i'm still running into stuff

look is that what you want for your birthday

i'll figure out how to fly and you can do that or whatever is that what you want

[loveisanopendoor]

Wait, you'd really do that for me??? You'd take my flying for my birthday??

If you wouldn't mind, I mean...

[starmark]

i guess?

like i said i have to get better at it first i'm still kind of bad at it

and i don't want your sister to kill me for taking you flying if it's not super completely one hundred percent safe or whatever

[loveisanopendoor]

LOOK what she doesn't know won't kill me!! But I get what you're saying, you should get used to flying solo before taking someone like me along. I do eat lots of chocolate, after all..!

[starmark]

what does that mean

"someone like you"

it's not like you're fat or something there's no way you're too heavy to lift

[loveisanopendoor]

Well, not just my weight, though I'm flattered you think that! I mean, you know me, I' probably wouldn't be able to keep still while you're flying me around, just because I'd be so excited that I'm actually, y'know, in the sky and all.......

[starmark]

yar



wait no shit forget i started to say that

anyway whatever like i said if that's what you want then i'll make it happen

for your birthday or whatever

[loveisanopendoor]

Oh, come on, don't tell me you stopped saying the thing! That's, like, your thing!

[ Never gonna let this poor man live it down. ]

You really don't have to do anything for me, but, if you really want to do something, I think that'd be perfect. Thank you so much, really <3

[starmark]

ok fine

i'll give you a call when i've got something

and until then i'll see you when you get here with the stuff

and

happy birthday i guess too

or whatever