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[starmark]

we wanted to know if i could feel it

through my scale armor

[pomaded]

could you?

anyway aren't snake fangs hollow? if your scales didn't break rohan's teeth they won't break mine

[starmark]

i could feel that all of a sudden he had his jaw stuck in my shoulder like a couple of teenagers getting their braces locked together

anyway why are we still talking about you biting me

you don't really want to bite me do you

[pomaded]

nah i'm just messing with you

it's totally on me i don't think i was specific enough when i asked mana to make me more human...

[starmark]

...oh

i bet that's what happened

"more" human isn't the same thing as "human"

aren't werewolves like half human

[pomaded]

yeah.... i can't really blame her for it

anyway can you teach me to hunt? i think it's only for a month but i tried and ended up chasin my tail for an hour

don't tell rohan

[starmark]

lucky for you i know a lot about wolves

sure we can take care of it

i mean i mostly hunt from the sky which isn't going to help you a lot but if you're a werewolf that means you're probably going to hunt by isolating your target and then bringing it down once it's separated and cornered

or i guess chase it until you outlast it in endurance

yeah we can practice

[pomaded]

don't take this the wrong way but i'm sort of not surprised

am i gonna be okay not hunting in a pack

stupid question it's not like you see werewolf hunting parties around here

[complete with pre-drinks, bring your own dips and party poppers]

[starmark]

you sort of have a pack

you have me

i can probably do a pretty fair imitation of one of your beta wolves

[pomaded]

that's sort of lame but also really comforting??

but come on dude let's be real out of the two of us you're the alpha wo

forget it it's rohan rohan is the alpha

[starmark]

what the hell?

no

why does rohan get to be the alpha





actually wait i guess technically he does own the house and all of our resources and we just mooch off of him mostly so

[pomaded]

speak for yourself i have my own place YOU'RE the moocher here

and i don't care enough about that sort of thing

which makes rohan the alpha by default



thats kind of scary now i think about it

[starmark]

you don't care enough about being top dog, huh

you might want to get over that before you start running into other werewolves maybe

[pomaded]

hey i might not care but that doesn't mean i'm a pushover

are you gonna come hunting with me or not betaro

[starmark]

the hell did you just call me

i'll take one subtaro to go 1/2

[pomaded]

i'm kidding i'm kidding!!! haha

i guess you can't really be rohan's doormat if he doesn't have feet

2/2

[pomaded]

i really am just kidding though you know i respect you bro

[starmark]

oh i know you do

i'm well aware

because you know i'd kick your ass until you did, if you didn't already

[pomaded]

i'd say "very funny" or something but i know you're only half joking

oh uh one more thing

about me being a wolf now..... promise you won't laugh

[starmark]

...are you shedding



i mean fine ok i won't laugh

but are you shedding

[pomaded]

it's worse

it's way worse

i'm not exactly a wolf....... i think i'm a poodle........