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[starmark]

i guess that kind of begs the question which is better, a weakness you know or a weakness you don't

i mean it'd be pretty bad if she took away my weakness to sunlight but then made me weak to fire instead, considering

[manuscripture]

Fair point.

I don't think gargoyles HAVE that many weaknesses. She could make you turn into a salt statue instead for all we know.

I had another question. It sounds insane but trust me: Thoughts on inviting Josuke to live in the castle.

Yay or nay?

1/2

[starmark]

...what if it rained while i was outside

if i was a salt statue do you think i'd melt

this topic of conversation just got unexpectedly horrifying

[starmark]

i don't think it sounds insane

i wouldn't mind having josuke around

and in a crisis i'd feel a lot better if he were here and close by instead of somewhere else, anyway

[manuscripture]

What sounds horrifying to you is pretty different to me. I might have to draw that concept. A melting salt gargoyle.

I was going to ask if he wanted to stay with us for Christmas. It's not like we don't have space for him to live in.

We buried the one thousand hatchets and are getting along again.

I guess I'm starting to care.

[starmark]

i'm fine with it as a concept, i'm just not fine with it as me

you two are really a roller coaster, huh

but i'm glad

and yeah, if he's willing, i think...it'd be nice. having him around for the holiday and everything.

[manuscripture]

We have quite the history. I don't know if he's told you about our misadventures.

[starmark]

that depends

which misadventures in particular

[manuscripture]

Setting my house on fire.

Trying to cheat me out of my money.

That time I tried to throw pen nibs in his eyes and ended up in the hospital for a month.

Those things.

[starmark]

i remember the part about setting your house on fire

what was the story with the pen nibs?

[manuscripture]

Would you believe an alibi that says I thought his eyes were pretty and I needed him to open them.

[starmark]

i'd believe you were full of shit

if you thought they were pretty you wouldn't be throwing pen nibs into them

he cant plead the fifth this is painful

[manuscripture]

Cut me some slack.

I was just trying to draw and he broke into my house.

more like plead the fist am i right

[starmark]

somehow i have a feeling there was more to it than just that

whatever it was, it made him mad enough to put you in the hospital?

that pun is bad and you should feel bad

[manuscripture]

It sure did.

I had to put my manga on hiatus and everything. I was the victim here.

Your uncle is a brute.

moo hoo ha ha ha

[starmark]

i'm a brute but you still seem to like me

you think i have pretty eyes too and you haven't tried to stab them out with pen nibs yet either

[manuscripture]

You didn't break into my house???

Your eyes are far better. I love them.

[starmark]

no but i did move into your house

castle

we live together



i'm glad. that you like them, i mean.

[manuscripture]

You've been living with me since we got here. I wasn't going to kick you out, dumb-dumb.

Of course I do. Even if I'm not sure what color they are sometimes.

[starmark]

they change color

like a mood ring

[manuscripture]

They do not.

I have always been painting them an aquamarine since I started painting you. It's the only color I can see.

I have no idea what color Josuke's are.

Blue?

Purple?

I don't spend a whole lot of time staring indirectly into them.

[starmark]

they definitely do

aquamarine is the only color you see because that's what color they turn when i look at something i really like

it's confirmation bias


actually i couldn't tell you what color josuke's are off the top of my head either

but i have an excuse, we're related

[manuscripture]

You can be smooth when you really try and the stars are within the right alignment. I like that.

I was going to get Karamatsu, Josuke, and Siouxsie to help me decorate the shop for Christmas. Would you like to join us?

We could use your height advantage.

[starmark]

these days i don't just sit around thinking about sharks and plankton

nowadays i always make sure to take time out to think about lines to use on you, too


what kind of decoration are we talking about exactly?

[manuscripture]

Quit that before I blush.

Remember what I did for Halloween? Like that

Just with less skulls and death.

More bells and wintery things. I even have accessories made up for them. And possibly you if you feel festive enough to give me a hand in the shop that day.

[ are u feelin festive yet jotaro ]